The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

March 2018

BlankbyCB We’re giving away 5,000 women’s Blank tees! Want one? Just RT this tweet, then follow @BlankbyCB and DM us to claim..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…PZ

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Woke up early. Couldn’t go back to sleep because I was too excited for Opening Day.

/cc @Dodgers

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still disappointed in these tbh

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0% of the sweet potato chips made me glad to be eating those instead of real potato chips why do bad things happen to good people

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my wife sent sweet potato chips with me for lunch today and I’m starting to think she’s trying to poison me send help

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@Blazeorange Not sure how I can top this. *closes twitter for the day*

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I’m pretty sure this was mentioned in the federalist papers. twitter.com/badbanana/stat…

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@NWSSaltLakeCity Just spotted this odd pair of clouds in Riverton..wpic.twitter.com/5Q99hgxEgfgf

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@stevenf 🎶 “Ain’t nothin’ but a G[B]-thang baby” 🎶

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@danthat Fortunately, Mario doesn’t slide all over the place in this version, like he has in others.

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@willie I mean REALLY - that foil cover, and split fountain reticle pattern printing inside. I’d go with West (though East is more iconic).

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@PatrickRothfuss I just finished NotW and WMF yet again. They’re so good. Thanks again.

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@SpotifyCares Should I keep pointing these out here, or go through the (newish?) “Suggest an Edit” menu item?

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@davepell Honestly, your ability to come up with these section titles continues to blow me away. Well done.

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danthat REMEMBER if a bear starts telling you about Art, stay absolutely still and PLAY DEAD interested. Nod your head and make ‘mmm hmm’ noises

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@RealTimeWWII Turns out there’s actually 1 thing I agree with…

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