The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

October 2008

My 3 year old daughter brought in more candy than my kitchen scale can weigh… at least 5 pounds. She’ll need some help with that.

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@cliftonite Target already did the swap for Christmas.

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@rands Misrepresent our team’s ability and capacity

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Delicious sushi FTW

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mtvusic.com is going to get me in lots of trouble… must… stop… watching…

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Obviously @gruber is sick again, since he actually put another photo on DF.

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You’re always safe with me - I’m a very good screamer.

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@simplebits If somebody told you to “suck on this” and your problems would be solved… you’d know better.

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Finally watched the last debate. Seemed like one wanted to pick a fight and the other wanted to answer the questions.

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I actually liked the latest Indiana Jones.

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In case you’re curious - yes, that door has an alarm on it.

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Implemented an awesome idea today that will save me lots of time in a couple months.

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@rands Auto-deletes the emails I never bother reading.

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Have one of those ideas that I can’t stop thinking about.

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TV provider has conveniently decided the opportune time to not have Fox is now. Wish I had an antenna.

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Billy Madison’s father was a horrible judge of character and business acumen. Hard to believe he ever could have built such an empire.

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Some people choose to be offended by honesty

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Cough syrup tastes far worse than I remember.

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@cliftonite I use the fn key on a laptop… but not on an external keyboard. Discovered it when the Insert key was missing (RDP to Windows).

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Just noticed the fn key on my year-old Apple Keyboard. Golly… I sure use THAT key a lot.

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How very improbable and cool for Tampa Bay.

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Awakened from my nap by a phone call which could have waited.

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@simplebits Nobody would listen to that band for fear they’d want to pull their hair our, or drop kick the nearest toddler.

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Sunset at the park with the kids.

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About 3 days behind on twitter. I might just ignore the past.

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First day scraping frost off the car. Not really ready for winter.

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To dream(host) or not to dream(host)… that is the question.

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Glad to see @gruber a bit more quiet about tonight’s NLCS game.

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@danbenjamin I’ll spare you the “congrats” email for inbox 0, though I doubt others will be so nice ;)

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Some people are freakishly flexible. I’m not one of those people.

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Weezer… amazing artists, and great performers.

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Angels and Airwaves in concert FTW

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Built something potentially nefarious today. I wish I could trust people with it, but I know I can’t.

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Realized my feed for dooce hadn’t been updated in over 3 months, and realized I didn’t care the address changed. Unsubscribed.

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OH: “So, Iceland is a growing continent? Is that above Greenland?”

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“Gravity friendly” FTW

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Five Guys Burgers review: Not worth all the rave.

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Kind of a waste.

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