The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

January 2015

@anildash @waxpancake @gruber @zeldman @mathowie Actually, it’s about manners at dinner parties. ;)

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@therobfoster I always felt like the balance of awkward-vs-funny was off in that one.

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No joke - somebody is playing Rick Astley out loud at work. They didn’t know what a Rickroll was. Time to leave.

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@jsnell It sure feels like funny money when it’s that much. They’re making per hour what most of us won’t make in a lifetime. Impressive.

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@jsnell You act like you cover news for a living, or something like that. ;)

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@cliftonlabrum Nothing you couldn’t learn from the countless walk-throughs out there now. It’s hard to pass on innate awesomeness.

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@cliftonlabrum Honestly, I couldn’t tell if people were being sarcastic, since I knew this all along.

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@FortuneCookieBI I’m betting history will be as unimpressed as your pack of dogs was. Still, looks like fun.

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@FortuneCookieBI Leave it to you to terrorize some neighborhood kids with a quadcopter.

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I just got kicked in the tenders. I hope your night is going better than mine.

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@jw Weird. Especially because @bbedit 11 isn’t on the MAS… ;)

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@waxpancake 🎶 It takes a lot to make a rainbow. A dash of light. A pinch of @stevenf. A scoop of prism, and you’ve got too many rainbows! 🎶

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@Mathewh Anything to do with multi-level marketing, SEO, or selling cars

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@hthunsaker I’ll go back to just reading your tweets and retweets, and only responding to 1/50th of it.

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@AP_Oddities @stevealfandre “I’ve got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey. No, seriously.”

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@waxpancake You know you’re not supposed to take food from strangers.

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@stevenf Maybe learning to count might be the first step to better math skills? Here’s a good recommendation: amzn.com/B005DPIKPE/

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I just hit the air bubble in the tube of toothpaste, but at the beginning of the tube. LMK how I get my XPrize or Nobel or whatever.

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Time to go light fireworks for the new year. I’m sure no one will mind.

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