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August 2016

@CurveDigital I spent too much time hunting codes. “Wait. If I’m enjoying the marketing this much, I bet the game is fantastic.” Purchased

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I’m rather picky about artists covering The Beatles.

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@AJEllis17 You’ll always have a place in LA. You’ll be missed. Thanks for all you’ve done, and good luck!

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@Dodgers A.J., you’ll be missed. You’ll always be a Dodger. Good luck!

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@dubsmith919 Yes. As punishment/reward, you won’t be invited to take your picture hoisting it.

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Idea: Paint a giant triforce on a wall, with stairs leading up to it, so people of various height can take pictures ‘holding the triforce’.

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@WebEx Feature request on OS X: have a preference to automatically enable “Do Not Disturb” (on the system) when presenting/sharing.

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@SpotifyCares It’d be great if there were a way to flag non-explicit-flagged songs as explicit.

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@willie Agreed. The “remove duplicates” is a nice recent addition, and the old pivot-the-data routine is… tired.

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Found a hubcap. It’ll be right here. Let me know if you want it. I’ll be right by it for a few more minutes.

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Ulysses S. Grant, speaking of Gawker… probably. (With extra emphasis on the latter part.pic.twitter.com/O3hS86NztUtU

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@Adrian_ElTitan Awesome game today! Well done. Keep it up.

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@danthat What’s the point of the players in a football match?

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My 5 year-old, describing his “amazing house”: “And I’m going to have a CHICKEN MACHINE!”

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For any other Utah-based HVAC DIY-types, allow me to recommend @allredsinc. Helpful, friendly staff, and good prices. Great experience.

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Okay, now for real. I’m done. We now return you to your regularly scheduled (1-a-day?) tweeting.

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When you go to put on your favorite @cottonbureau shirt, and realize it’s dirty. pic.twitter.com/xTxoFYOr7E

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When you a random person you follow spams your feed with stuff you’d rather not read. (I’m done.) pic.twitter.com/PeOmZm0eoO

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When you underdressed, and only have a parka to cover you up. pic.twitter.com/vLtqSLX8PF

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When you realize the coupon expired, just as you were going to use it. pic.twitter.com/azYtS2n0cM

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When your new password doesn’t fit the non-two-factor-authentication-website’s password guidelines. pic.twitter.com/ce0NpYv5dM

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When you get woken up 45 minutes before you know your alarm is going to go off, and you can’t go back to sleep. pic.twitter.com/dddRfc5qzD

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When you try to press Esc, but you press F1 instead (and, of course, the help viewer is taking _forever_ to launch). pic.twitter.com/jowXpWlNyT

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When you forgot it’s Taco Tuesday, and you packed a lunch. pic.twitter.com/y85W2F4752

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When you realize you left your @FieldNotesBrand notebook in your other pants (or suit). pic.twitter.com/ibuKBTcuM1

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When your question gets flagged as a duplicate on Stack Overflow, but your question is different. pic.twitter.com/9mlqvAu6J2

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When you realize it’s a 1-based index, instead of a 0-based index. pic.twitter.com/LmxXYaYgET

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When there’s no wifi, and you didn’t save the playlist for offline listening. /cc @Spotify pic.twitter.com/f49GJ5IaWP

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When you run the test again, but forgot to save the code. pic.twitter.com/Us76hKygnW

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When they release new phones, but you just upgraded. pic.twitter.com/IuQqEbqsdK

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@paulmayne Nice to meet you today. Really, I love @dayone, and was glad to get a chance to tell you in person.

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@stop Imagine the cramping she experienced mid-song… 😉

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Maybe they meant to ask, “Who lets the dog out?” … I know the answer to that. It’s me. I repeatedly let the dog out. She’s gotta pee.

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@derfnap “Orange you sad I forgot your birthday?” (… I have no clue, especially because English doesn’t have masculine/feminine words.)

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“Overly cautious entry”. Good enough for my German skills.

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What’s the German word for when you type extra slow because it’s your third password attempt and you don’t want to lock yourself out?

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@georgemadestuff Any word on this giveaway, or have you had second thoughts? ;)

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@bbedit Any chance of supporting VirtualEnv when editing Python projects?

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@dubsmith919 I can’t help but to have lost a bit of respect for you, but I’m glad you changed.

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It’s 95°F and you’re wearing jeans and a sweatshirt? You overdressed.

Also angrily and loudly talking to yourself? We’re good. Forget it.

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@gruber A great chance to tour one of these, and it’s right in your neighborhood: twitter.com/MormonNewsroom…

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