The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

April 2011

@shauninman …and includes @longbored on his list of beta testers. ;)

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@danielpunkass Nor does Clifford eat his own vomit, lick his junk, or scrape his butt on the carpet.

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@cliftonite In general the Kindle isn’t very good at audio. Great for reading. Not much else.

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@cliftonite Tell me how downloading an audiobook on an iOS device works out for you…

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@cliftonite A touch screen would be nice, but you obviously were doing too much navigating and not enough actual reading.

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@johndilworth @cliftonite Finally you’ve found a way to cut back on all those extra pillows on the couch.

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@cliftonite I disagree. Rather, I don’t think it’s a fair comparison. That’s like comparing your digital watch to your iPhone

via Twitter for iPad in reply to cliftonlabrum

Going into the playoffs I didn’t like our chances against the Grizzlies. I still don’t.

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The message conveyed by the Clifford (the big red dog) theme song is that you don’t love your own dog very much. That’s why (s)he’s so small

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@danielpunkass I know a great desktop blog editor you should use if you decide to create a(nother) blog ;)

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STOP.
VACATION TIME!
<insert MC Hammer-isms here />

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I’m honestly disappointed that Natalie Imbruglia stopped making music.

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@zeldman Double Happiness also sounds like a Sushi roll

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@Mathewh No need to explain. I’ve worn one continually since their release for the same reasons. http://twitpic.com/4nlqbv

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@cliftonite No. They all suck. The best one is the one you build for yourself.

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to cliftonlabrum

@Mathewh RadioShack is a good source for LiveStrong bracelets. No more mail order in 10-packs

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@cliftonite the same, and still have more of a corporate/stuffy feel to them than an intuitive feel.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to cliftonlabrum

@cliftonite Didn’t make any sense to me at the time (and didn’t fit my needs then either). Now it seems that most Drupal installs look…

via Twitter for Mac in reply to cliftonlabrum

@cliftonite Drupal was the first CMS I tried. I hated it.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to cliftonlabrum

@isglitchopen I’d love to have started Better Learning 4 or 5 before it shut down. Wish I would have known it would close early today.

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@hotdogsladies No real benefits, but the large downside is that somebody might want to tether to it if you jailbreak it.

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@shauninman When you smash your Time Machine, it’d be awesome if you yelled “PC LOAD LETTER” at it as well.

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Judging by all the email I supposedly send myself, I must be poorly-endowed, impotent, watch-wearing dude.

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@cabel My bad. After trying a combo of of bing.com/email, I realized that was wrong (but sent another idea about email harvesting)

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@cabel The actual URL itself is irrelevant, and is prominent enough it won’t get flagged (like their russian email address would)

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@cabel Potentially so that you’ll auto-respond to that email address, and they’ll collect a legit email address for themselves. cont…

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I’ve been stood up two (work) days in a row for pre-arranged lunches (with two different people). Starting to think it might be personal.

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Owl City’s “Alligator Sky” (Lost Sun Remix) MP3 - j.mp/fr7GWa

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@cliftonite That was my youngest’s response when it was passed. It uh… could have been said quieter.

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“WHEAT bread?!”

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“I don’t have homework for 4 weeks!” Now you understand school, my child. Now you get it.

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@dodgerscribe Some of us Dodger fans live here (in UT) as well. Come back in a month and it’ll be perfect.

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@cliftonite HOW ABOUT iYOURMOM IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

via Twitter for Mac in reply to cliftonlabrum

@therobfoster Ugly. My main problem is with the grill. Although the rest of it has nice lines I can’t get over the fugliness of the grill.

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I despise when people ask for a retweet.

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Shaking my fist at the T-6 Torx screwdriver needed to properly upgrade a MacBook Pro’s hard drive. (smallest I have is T-8)

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@cameronmoll The high deductible is a bit intimidating at 1st, but since the HSA can roll over year after year it becomes less of a concern.

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@cameronmoll I know you didn’t ask, but I can’t say enough about getting a high deductible plan along with an HSA.

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@michaelianblack Dream big. Reach for the stars. (Also, stop disolving Ambien in your hot chocolate).

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@DavidStensrud Gotta hand it to them for keeping the streak going.

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