The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

September 2012

@shauninman At this point, aren’t you glad they’re just installing a roof, and not playing a fiddle up there?

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@dcharrison I’m curious about it and hope it goes well for you. Although I listen to lots of audiobooks, I’ve never done any serious…

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@dcharrison Perfect.

That’s exactly how they should sound. ;)

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@chockenberry I only made it more difficult by having a coworker watch me. “You sure you’re opening that the right way?”

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To those wearing flat-brimmed baseball hats: you look dumb.

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@cliftonite The Cinco is fast, thin, long, and easily scuffs (the black). It’s nice to have a responsive home button.

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@cliftonite I was on a 4. My 2 years expired in February. Just been waiting for this thing.

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@cliftonite For me. She’s still on a 3G, and will either get my old 4, a new 4, or new 4S. The Cinco is… probably less scuff-prone in white.

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@danielpunkass Pretty sure the Christopher Smith guy in that video is an evil blackberry-loving @cabel look-alike.

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@cliftonite YOUR FACE is out for delivery.

Actually, just a Cinco.

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Your face is out for delivery.

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@willie It’s been in Kentucky since yesterday. I give it another day or two before it gets here.

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@willie It’s probably better to avoid doing that. I’ve been looking forward to the 5 ever since February, when my 2 years ran out on my 4.

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@willie Did you go with AT&T or Verizon (or Sprint, which is an option, I guess)?

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@amazonmp3 Sam Cooke’s album now says it’s $6.99. Why is it on the $5 album list?

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@nicjohnson @BrandSanderson Just soulcast The Way of Kings into Book 2, and you’ll know the title. I’ll lend you my useless soul caster…

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About to start my next pack/box of @FieldNotesBrand notebook. It’ll be corn for the next month. twitpic.com/aw02sg

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I have unhealthily loved this application. Whatever the opposite of “confusing” is, that’s Fission - now 2.0. rogueamoeba.com/fission/

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<insert snide remark here about the athletic programs of the two local universities and their national relevance />
<insert remorse here />

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I watched some daytime talk shows recently, which is to say I had some car maintenance done.

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@gilbertglee Seems like you might have ended up at @taddgiles Hack Night, and they were up to their old stunts…

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@dcharrison I’ve never heard a sound effect of any kind. If the sections in a chapter are numbered, that number would obviously get read.

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@dcharrison It’s just a longer pause (at least longer than any you might have after a paragraph). Cont…

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@karlpilkingtonq “desert”, not “dessert”. (You know dessert has 2 S’s, because you always want seconds)

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@cliftonite It’s nice to have a book written by the guy who created it. pragprog.com/book/rails4/ag…

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@rands I wish the face cards were better or that the Queen of Spades had a giant profane label on it.

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Admittedly modified a stranger’s to-do list: twitpic.com/atb69x

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364 more days until Snow Cone day.

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My Pen Type-A showed up yesterday in the mail. #1 I couldn’t believe it actually arrived. #2 It’s incredible.

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@zholmquist @cliftonite Don’t forget the handy FriendDA by @rands. Not fit for legal stuff… but still useful.

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@Mathewh I use the Jaunt ringtone from @shauninman’s probably-not-going-to-be-released Mimeo and the Kleptopus King. avalonstar.com/legacy/blog/20…

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@willie My issue with the bumper is the smaller-than-necessary hole for the headphones.

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FYI, I called somebody a “fart-knocker” today.

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@jessicahische I know you didn’t ask, but I HAVE to recommend you visit Allerton Gardens on Kauai. Insanely gorgeous. ntbg.org/gardens/allert…

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I have to wait until Wednesday to get my phone/internet fixed that they broke this morning.

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The dolts of @CenturyLink came to “fix” my internet connectivity (strength), and instead killed it completely as well as my landline. Now…

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