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July 2016

@danthat Might I suggest “Roonaldo”, the occasional player with a last name first and first name last, and some with first names for both?

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@Dodgers A shame the third camera angle wasn’t used, showing his hand was in the air as it passed over the corner. Oh well.

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@simoncholland It doesn’t matter which strap, so long as you put a hammer in the hammer loop.

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@PatrickRothfuss While passing this exit today, I wondered if you’d love this Fort, just given the name. pic.twitter.com/9SwnMnKGYj

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@cottonbureau Serious Q: what if I want to buy 5 copies of the same (currently) out-of-print shirt… and have them by mid-Aug.? Possible?

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The last one of this exact same brand ran for 4 days continuously… then the garbage man hauled it away.

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I just put one of those endlessly-looping-chirpy-tune chips/speaker/battery things in the light fixture of an elevator. Good times.

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@FortuneCookieBI I saw that joke coming down the pipe, er pike.

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Just cracked open my still-in-the-wrapper 1996 Atlanta Olympics playing cards. Glad I saved them.

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@danthat FYI, a tweet of yours is the fourth result on Google for that beloved bunting phrase.

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I’m glad it’s so realistic and accurate. I can’t wait. twitter.com/danthat/status…

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My wife was in the same boat. We both thought it was something abstract. She, a muscle man. Me, a letter X.

I still don’t like the logo.

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Though, tbh, I’ve always thought it was a dumb logo. I still do.

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Feeling pretty dumb: I just realized the Under Armour logo is a letter U and a letter A.

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Free weeds at my house. Take as many as you want.

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@mtwatkinsx7 This is the longest I’ve seen him keep a straight face.

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@adamengst Interesting. I use them for more than single “tank” situations. Really, to measure any distance about which I’m curious.

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@adamengst Why don’t you use the trip odometer? Just curious…

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Show me the supercut of every person ducking out of the way of baseballs stopped by the safety netting.

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@rands Same airplane painting video…

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About to have my periodic forced conversation while someone uses sharp objects near by my personal CPU.

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@LFC Because paying people to do this would cut in the pay for the players?

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To those that serve(d) in the military, trying to protect our freedoms, and rescuing those who lack those freedoms, thank you.

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To our founders and leaders who had/have a determination to form a more perfect union, thank you.

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Happy National Nation Day

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@keptbygrace777 @mtwatkinsx7 It looks like you chose a good night to go. Go Dodgers!

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