@shauninman That helmet is lit.
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Okay, I’ll stop.
@shauninman ™
@simoncholland … from now on.
At 15 trillion gallons of rain, that’s enough to fill two (20k gallon) swimming pools _per person_ in the entire USA.
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#squintmoji #itsdotcom
@Mantia @cabel NowInStock.net
Google group notifications, sent via email, auto-forwarded to text message.
A 6th grade P.E. teacher who claimed we’d die in a house fire because we couldn’t do the requisite number of chin/p..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…e1
What’s the return policy on these eclipse glasses?
Imagine being the moon right now. So much pressure to perform.
Don’t mess it up, moon.
@darth Very important pupper/bandit swimming..twitter.com/_CaitlynNicole…QJ
Eat a lot of fiber this weekend, so during the eclipse you can sing “Total Eclipse with a Fart”
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I’m so sorry. I’ll show myself out.
I love their t-shirts, and am excited for these. C’mon! twitter.com/cottonbureau/s…
CaseyNewton Performance reviews this year should take into account that we were too stunned to work for six hours a day
It’s dot com! twitter.com/StrongBadActua…
@cabel At Costco, no less.#newepic.twitter.com/mv5SC1Bg3A3A
@pmorris All set! longboredsurfer.com/charts/2016
Enjoy!
@pmorris Doh! I keep forgetting to add 2016. I’ll do that soon (next day or so).
@I_Find_Planets Will you find a planet for me, please?
Peas are disgusting.
Music from the 80′s is overrated. twitter.com/stephaniebolan…
@bleedsixcolors Way too many axis labels. ;)