The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

September 6th, 2016

Serious question: do selfies need to be taken from a location higher than one’s face to count?

Okay, not a serious question.

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If you’re advertising your Yard Sale with a painted plywood sign nailed to a tree, your sign should read “Too lazy to go to the dump”

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I wonder if the creators of the USB plug ever feel remorse about the pain and suffering they’ve inflicted on hundreds of millions of people.

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