Just stood on my bathroom scale and it said, “Lo”. So…
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED, EVERYONE!
Time for a celebratory sleeve of Oreos.
hankrsmith I’ve got good news! The virus will be destroyed on Tuesday. 🥳
And… also some bad news. pic.twitter.com/bofM04f13x
“So THAT’S where my keys are.” twitter.com/thelaceylondon…
F- AirDropping
A+ Social Distancing?
🤷♂️ pic.twitter.com/dQUJg5hvR8
This isn’t the March Madness we were all looking for.
Sorry to report that the disk of RAM Doubler wouldn’t read, so it seems we’re out of luck on that one. This will pr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xo
Now I just found a different floppy with AOL 3.0 (for Windows, this time), so it seems like I’m the right kind of p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…x7
Hey I just found a functional floppy disk with the AOL 2.7 installer on it. If anybody needs that, lmk. I’m copying it now.
The fun just keeps adding up. #utearthquake
@MenInBlazers Not sure how it is possible, but I’m pretty sure the message I just left for Rog is more crap than your original content.
@alyssakeiko @darth I bought a used office chair to work from home for the next month. It’s surprisingly comfy.
@SoyBoyManBun @beep Feels like you could use this on bukk.it…
@SunOfSeldo As always, thank you for another year of value. Although I don’t look forward to needing your services..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hv
KoryStamper “Quarantine” has a pretty complicated etymology. WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR ALL ABOUT IT, YES YOU WOULD, SETTLE IN, MY NERDS
1/13
@FortuneCookieBI As a feral-pig-fearing man, I swear the whole tweet was true.
I just overheard someone say, “You’re going to have to do an average of an average” and I didn’t run out of the bui..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TF
I dropped my donut on the floor in a very public space. 3 second rule doesn’t apply there.
In-app purchases. twitter.com/EssexCanning/s…
@cabel Do you feel heavy-hearted telling us about this?
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I’ll show myself out.
I have kids older than this who can’t spell as well as Isaiah, and they’re probably not as qyet as him either. twitter.com/HelloKennedi/s…
cowards
@MittRomney I hope you vote your conscience. It’d be nice if it matched mine, but that’s a separate issue.
@utahpadre At this point, I’m of the opinion that the title for the year be vacated, and stats for the year (for an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fp
@Mathewh My washer went out today. I’m sorry, buddy.
Doh!
(And the V)
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