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He helped bring so much history to life for me.

I had never seen the bridge in person. Years later, I finally got..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ah

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@willie Let us pick the sport.

I’d choose football, but just American football.

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Dodgers There will never be another Vin Scully. You will be forever missed. 🎙💙 pic.twitter.com/WyTmXsati5

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It can’t be overstated how much of an influence he was for me in becoming a baseball fan. twitter.com/Dodgers/status…

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@willie I know this isn’t the same, but it reminds me of these great tools (and the linked code) from @watawatabou:

watabou.github.io

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In reference to the computer, it completely baffles me that some people can’t seem to distinguish between the capit..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…HX

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@__mharrison__ Step 1: Scan your kindergarten photo
Step 2: Crop & upload.

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@willie Several years ago I had a coworker who suggested we read that abbreviation as “Smell My Hand” instead.

I h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…88

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@willie I revisit the idea of them every now and then, and can’t come up with a personal way I’d use one.

I’ve re..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Oh

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@utahpadre It feels more _Miami_ than San Diego. And it’s not like I’m going to buy any of it anyway.

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@decitect @darth It’s just hard to fit the words “LET US REVISIT THE HUMBLE POTATO RD” on a street sign.

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@BlueHeronFarmTX @darth The existence of this version implies there’s a New one as well.

The next road is clearly..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dt

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@darth but my fren i took this picture on a 20+ hour road trip and i am not sure you saw it

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@darth I saw this today, and thought of you.

Great street, or greatest street? pic.twitter.com/bRQbxEW4Dp

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@simplebits Kernball
Ted’s Ticket
Standup Double
Four Six Three
Obstructed View
Pennant
Fall Classic

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“LIV” is just a trick by big sports media to get me to read about something until I figure out it’s talking about golf not soccer.

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@chockenberry YOU WILL NOT GET ME TO CLICK THAT LINK THIS TIME CHOCK I WILL NOT GIVE YOU UP

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@willie Number one support question I get is always password-related.

Suggested and synced passwords are a blessin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…U0

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The news cycle has moved on, but I’m still not keen on him owning this platform.

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@darth my coworker’s sister used to stifle her sneezes and at one point her eye sure enough popped out and with a v..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…gb

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@darth also despite how much i practiced it and how important stop drop and roll seems in very select situations i..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8S

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