The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

Recent tweets

@theferocity @MaryWilsonTV Magical non-metal-detected Li-ion batteries, water weenies full of delicious contraband..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rn

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to theferocity

@eimantas @willie I’ll second Cryptonomicon. The Bobiverse series is fun and quick. Skyward, Redshirts, and Artemis..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MP

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to eimantas

@willie Fair points - that’s frustrating.

(And, I’m not familiar with any of those people and their videos. Maybe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…U1

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to willie

@willie I don’t know… that non-physical Esc key on Touch Bar MBPs is pretty high up there.

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to willie

Any pie can be personal-size if you try hard enough.

via Tweetbot for iΟS

@VoodooSoup_ @scarytoilet For me it was that, and how they’re all lined up, coming _out_ of the vent (plus, they’re..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kV

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to VoodooSoup_

@SunOfSeldo Thanks, yet again, for helping us (me) through another dark winter!

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to SunOfSeldo

@Mathewh If you ever come to Utah to see any of our 5 national parks (which includes Bryce), be sure to speak up.

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to Mathewh

@gilbertglee @pluralsight Oh good. That’s heartening. (And I agree on it being a good reminder.)

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to gilbertglee

@gilbertglee @pluralsight I sincerely hope those aren’t stock images…

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to gilbertglee

@cabel @VafeR I’m still waiting for others to pronounce “triscuit” like “Jesuit”…

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to cabel

So… are CEOs the only ones who now have their last name replaced with their employer’s name? I don’t want to mess up.

via Tweetbot for iΟS

I want to meet the guy who thought this would be a good idea.

A: “A cane”
B: “I’m with you…”
A: “with a handle…”twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jdPIj1

via Tweetbot for Mac

My mother: “Do you have any food requests?”

My grandmother: “Here - read this.” twitter.com/gavinpurcell/s…

via Tweetbot for Mac

@MachinePix And one of the best/worst attempted comb-overs.

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to MachinePix

@MenInBlazers Least-crap thing I’ve learned today (and maybe interesting to other GFOPs). twitter.com/ThingsWork/sta…

via Tweetbot for Mac

@rands Write custom reports based on the raw data, not the JIRA interface.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to rands

@kylemartino @MenInBlazers Boy, it really goes downhill there at the end.

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to kylemartino

@darth yes darth this is the same hash brown it was folded in half you can see the top tucks under the the bottom o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ko

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to darth

@joenobk Who needs seismographs, when there are light sleepers?

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to joenobk

If he didn’t call in his cousins with all the sweet hookups, then maybe. twitter.com/JasonKirkSBN/s…

via Tweetbot for Mac