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@darth I drove past this freeway exit yesterday, and thought of you..pic.twitter.com/W38Tb0P04141

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Tonight I sat next to a couple at a @Dodgers game, who were fresh off a 13 hour flight from Brisbane, Australia. It..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UC

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@rands Recently went on a trip. Realized I only packed @cottonbureau shirts. Great trip.

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@StrongBadActual There’s still time to cash in. I’d buy some.

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@johndilworth @cliftonlabrum @garnerkory Oh man. I use it for stock price checks throughout the day. Triple finger..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bQ

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@danthat The attire isn’t offensive - it’s culturally fantastic. The issues tend to arise in making the characters..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xx

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panic Hi. We made something new. twitter.com/playdate/statu…

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@shauninman (!!!) Welcome back again… for the next couple minutes/hours/days.

(I still hope things are going wel..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…as

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@beep my fren where on bukk.it is the truck that is driving while on fire please help me ethan-wan-..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…KW

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@hankrsmith … as you’d expect. Mixed results. The proximity really helped in some circumstances. Some long-time neitwitter.com/i/web/status/1…an69

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@hankrsmith We did a form of this in our ward when we swapped to Ministering. That, combined with close neighbors.

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The hole in the ozone layer above Australia ended up being less of a skin cancer danger to me than I was lead to believe as a kid.

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@jessicahische At times, breaking old routines can be a good excuse to start a new one.
Tantrums or delay tactics g..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…YG

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Nobody asked, but I really like Magnet on macOS. I use it every day, and I’m glad I have it. It keeps all your wind..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…4A

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@DodgerInsider How can you go a half inning as a pitcher? I always thought it was in thirds…

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@darth i did not notice the similarity did you i hope you enjoy the photoshopping that will happen twitter.com/badbanana/stat…

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@MilesKlee @darth at costco the divider in front of you should be turned upside-down to hold your card this is scie..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9g

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FemmeVirago Sound design is my passion pic.twitter.com/MPN2stpXSu

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