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@EuclidianBoxes @danthat I need to watch it before next Friday when my team at work goes to see the next movie as a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vq

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Somebody started cutting onions or throwing sawdust in my eye while I was watching this. twitter.com/darrenrovell/s…

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I agree. This isn’t perfect, but it’s a good step. twitter.com/KyleKorver/sta…

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May we all experience the hope (yet not the futility) of someone using paper napkins to wipe off wet bleachers.

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@TheGoldenRatio4 @darth every potato dish you make in any size of cast iron skillet can be personal sized if you try hard enough my friend

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I’ve played some of Dan’s other games, and they’re pretty fun. This one has a great look, with a classic yet refres..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hx

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@dartacus @RealTimeWWII “Hey everybody - you know that one beetle that has a name everybody giggles at? Let’s take..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…59

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@RealTimeWWII He’s going to be wanting those 4 weeks come December…

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@FieldNotesBrand (Really) inconveniently-timed site troubles right now?

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@willie ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Seems like it’d be cool to go, regardless.

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@willie Maybe worth the relatively short drive? twitter.com/Draplin/status…

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Other people shooting spit wads. “They’re all around you - how were you not involved?”
(“Why would I shoot them at..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…x4

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Ygrene [dolphin taking scantron test]

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Other people spirting spit wads. “They’re all around you - how were you not involved?”
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@theferocity @MaryWilsonTV Magical non-metal-detected Li-ion batteries, water weenies full of delicious contraband..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rn

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@eimantas @willie I’ll second Cryptonomicon. The Bobiverse series is fun and quick. Skyward, Redshirts, and Artemis..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MP

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@willie Fair points - that’s frustrating.

(And, I’m not familiar with any of those people and their videos. Maybe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…U1

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@willie I don’t know… that non-physical Esc key on Touch Bar MBPs is pretty high up there.

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Any pie can be personal-size if you try hard enough.

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@VoodooSoup_ @scarytoilet For me it was that, and how they’re all lined up, coming _out_ of the vent (plus, they’re..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kV

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@SunOfSeldo Thanks, yet again, for helping us (me) through another dark winter!

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