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Just stood on my bathroom scale and it said, “Lo”. So…

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED, EVERYONE!

Time for a celebratory sleeve of Oreos.

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hankrsmith I’ve got good news! The virus will be destroyed on Tuesday. 🥳

And… also some bad news. pic.twitter.com/bofM04f13x

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F- AirDropping
A+ Social Distancing?

🤷‍♂️ pic.twitter.com/dQUJg5hvR8

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This isn’t the March Madness we were all looking for.

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Sorry to report that the disk of RAM Doubler wouldn’t read, so it seems we’re out of luck on that one. This will pr..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…xo

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Now I just found a different floppy with AOL 3.0 (for Windows, this time), so it seems like I’m the right kind of p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…x7

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Hey I just found a functional floppy disk with the AOL 2.7 installer on it. If anybody needs that, lmk. I’m copying it now.

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The fun just keeps adding up.

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@MenInBlazers Not sure how it is possible, but I’m pretty sure the message I just left for Rog is more crap than your original content.

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@alyssakeiko @darth I bought a used office chair to work from home for the next month. It’s surprisingly comfy.

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@SunOfSeldo As always, thank you for another year of value. Although I don’t look forward to needing your services..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hv

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KoryStamper “Quarantine” has a pretty complicated etymology. WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR ALL ABOUT IT, YES YOU WOULD, SETTLE IN, MY NERDS

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@FortuneCookieBI As a feral-pig-fearing man, I swear the whole tweet was true.

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I just overheard someone say, “You’re going to have to do an average of an average” and I didn’t run out of the bui..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…TF

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I dropped my donut on the floor in a very public space. 3 second rule doesn’t apply there.

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@cabel Do you feel heavy-hearted telling us about this?



I’ll show myself out.

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I have kids older than this who can’t spell as well as Isaiah, and they’re probably not as qyet as him either. twitter.com/HelloKennedi/s…

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@MittRomney I hope you vote your conscience. It’d be nice if it matched mine, but that’s a separate issue.

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@utahpadre At this point, I’m of the opinion that the title for the year be vacated, and stats for the year (for an..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…fp

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@Mathewh My washer went out today. I’m sorry, buddy.

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