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@jessicahische Favorite book to read to your kids, despite underwhelming design?

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@rands An old boss of mine who, when he told me the address over the phone, said “that’s M-A-I-L”.

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I don’t always instantly pay for upgrades to software, but there’s no question when it comes to @bbedit. twitter.com/bbedit/status/…

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@simplebits My prior inquiry was callous and cold. My apologies.

“This sucks.” should have been (and now is) my response.

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@simplebits Do you have an excess of these t-shirts that you now may want to… try to recover some cost from?

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@RealTimeWWII I can only hope Patton’s follow-up statement (after the IG found no provocation, and that the men had..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lg

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@Mathewh Yep. And comparing what it generated vs what Dreamweaver generated. It felt like GoLive had leaner code, b..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…z5

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@culfinglin @rands A 145 minute one-way commute? Oh wow.

(Ignoring the actual act of listening to the song that many times in a row.)

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14 years on this platform. I’m still not sure I’ve added any value to it.

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vader_ryderwood mgyffmgtuydfjgfs

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“Maximum slow”
- my youngest

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@ryanisbrief It’s from The Shining, if you weren’t aware.

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I mean, my cargo shorts game _is_ really on-point.

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@paulmayne Congrats on the acquisition. It’s such a great tool. I can only hope I can keep trusting my memories and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…15

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I got some of that spray-foam-in-a-can stuff on my bare leg yesterday. I now have two conspicuously hairless spots…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…AE

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@playdate That did not disappoint. I’m even more excited!

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@shauninman And a new avatar, by the looks of it.

Regardless, I’m looking forward to seeing what you’ve been worki..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…GZ

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@playdate Oh… you know… just excited. Why? How are _you_ feeling?

(You’ve got this.)

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@paulmayne And I’m sure it doesn’t hurt any feelings to have a certain icon only 3 icons away from Tim Apple himself. ;)

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@JuniorCardsUS Okay. I didn’t _think_ it would, because one is a spirit and the other a light. Just different value..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…74

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@JuniorCardsUS Is the moon/bird card considered a moon card (in addition to the moon/rabbit card, which the rules show)?

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