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@levelsio Thanks for sharing. (And congrats to @JSXRDX!)

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Just got a sneak preview of a breakfast sandwich and donuts at Duck Donuts in South Jordan. Super tasty.

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@BrandSanderson Do you have “dress t-shirts”? Serious question.

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There simply isn’t time nor sufficient energy to correct all the falsehoods on the internet.

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My third child is surprised by how infrequently I have thumb wars at work.

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levelsio I’d rather spend $3000 on someone who can use it than wasting it on Twitter ads, so here we go

🎉New Year’s Giveawa..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bU

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@PatrickRothfuss You’ve got this. We’re with you. Quality takes time, and sometimes you need time for you as well…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…79

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Hey lake effect snow - we’re good. You can stop.

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Something that would usually have me go right back to sleep, instead has me awake likely for good. I would have pre..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mp

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As an adult with children of my own, I simply wish I could quit thinking about it all, and get some sleep - I know..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yn

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The watch came loose, and I didn’t wake up. I still have rubberband lines on my face from this event (okay, not really).

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Several of us were sleeping in the same room, and I didn’t want to wake them up (hence not using an alarm clock).

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As a child, I once used large rubber bands to hold a watch’s alarm close to my ear, so I would wake up early to see what Santa brought.

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SunOfSeldo Hello everyone! Here Comes The Sun is back this year and starts tweeting tomorrow, the solstice. After tomorrow the..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XJ

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@waxpancake @waxy And I’m so glad you’re back at it there. Thanks for sharing.

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@cabel Beaker is about as eloquent as the goose… so this was a match made in heaven. So great.

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