@shauninman Happy birthday L!
@megaplextheatre #MegaplexSweepstakes Please on please…
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@utahpadre Padres, and holding a Diet Coke. Too bad it couldn’t also hold a mini-fig of itself.
@joenobk I completely agree.
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@johndilworth @cameronmoll It wasn’t always that size. Potentially related to his departure.
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@porter7851 @Linkb8 @tapbots Ditto. I love it.
Little makes me shudder as much as somebody saying “acrossed”
@joenobk “We thank thee this day for the ticket collection of our dear Great-Great-Grandfather, which has made poss..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wW
I’m not sure my kids are going to fully appreciate my bounteous horde of “KEEP THIS COUPON” tickets, but _some_ inh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…c3
@BrandSanderson …. but at this point, we don’t really want more people to enter, so it increases the odds for tho..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bO
@FortuneCookieBI that one is easy - the other two are to give to your dogs. everybody wins
I can’t imagine being an octopus and trying to put gloves on each tentacle. It’s not just that there are eight, but..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…K4
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Very busy. Don’t ask.
Like a Pez dispenser, but for Cheez-Its.
@darth take care my fren things will work out you will see dream of cronchy potatoes and the best pups and birbs we..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ed
@tweetbot @tapbots @tapbot_paul Hey, I use Tweetbot on macOS and iOS a lot each day. I really like them. They’re ha..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…OU
@BrandSanderson Just putting this out there…. illustrated (original) Mistborn trilogy, with illustrations of vari..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…v7
@MenInBlazers you spelled “poo” wrong
@darth new best game of the decade candidate right here my fren twitter.com/WritNelson/sta…
@joenobk Whether that be the source of the reciprocating saw or the building materials, this seems like a win for t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jp