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Pedro 2020: What were the hours?

… vote for Pedrotwitter.com/megtripp/statu…V5

When you remember that “a good deal” can also be a reference to an amount (eg “I have a good deal of baseball cards..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wc

@Amazing_Maps looks like a gerrymandered voting district in the US…

@Blazeorange conversations with therapists are supposed to be confidential thank you very much

@AngeBassa It’s one of those “great to look through, and only buy something like… once a year just out of pure curitwitter.com/i/web/status/1…4hXl

@AngeBassa That catalog isn’t for the clothes… is some of the other stuff.

A large part of parenting is simply repeating yourself.

@hankrsmith I’m thinking maybe a talk broadcast from the sacred grove, or the banks of the Susquehanna, or things l..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ao

@nextdraft FYI, in today’s issue “The last true sticker factory in America” link goes to the same sewage article.

FYI, butt-dialed FaceTime calls from family traveling halfway across the world ignore your phone’s Do Not Disturb settings.

Good morning.

Oh well, Dodgers. Thanks for a great regular season.

and desire to organize certain candy before i eat it but only while sitting at my desk and only if i am in the righ..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MK

and head circumference i mean seriously this thing is huge but i do not have to cut t-shirts to fit them over my no..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…DK

and speling

i have great and unmatched humility tbh

There are a number of people I know to whom this will feel like a personal-dethroning. twitter.com/ZonePhysics/st…

The way I imitate a French accent is due in large part to Monty Python.

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@house_house_ Serious question here: are you all like… completely overwhelmed by all this attention?

I was excit..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…hL

@bbedit @chockenberry THERE IS ONE ITEM IN THESE RELEASE NOTES THAT LOOKS OMINOUS IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

pedro (@longbored)