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@johnkrasinski I finally watched “A Quiet Place”. It was really good. Well done!

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@hankrsmith Some stand-outs from my youth, roughly in order of age progression:
- Don’t forget to say “please” and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1i

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@willie I miss @feedafever. It would bubble up recent high-frequency links in feeds.

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@wilto you gotta kreg, borrow, and steal to shortcut a dovetail

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Or as one of those grumpy gate agents at the airport.

“None shall pass!”

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The thought of Gandalf, standing at an airport baggage claim, waiting for his staff to come around… that makes me chuckle.

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waxpancake Everywhere you look, everywhere you go
There’s a face of somebody who needs you
youtube.com/watch?v=jrG-RE…

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@simoncholland Every time I go I wonder, “Where’d the 59/79/99¢ lists go?!”

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We have a new winner: somebody who, to a list of 5,474 people, clicked “Reply All”. Let the mayhem commence.

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@IsBook3OutYet The suspense over these past months is killing me…

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@AppleNews Your article titles (over the past few days) have taken a turn towards click-bait, instead of newsworthy. Was this intentional?

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@joenobk As a kid I would have loved for something like this to happen to me. It’s hard to have a parent gone for s..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…qW

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No… YOU’VE watched it like 5 times and started up again each time.

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What makes me cry? Videos of deployed soldiers surprising their kids and family.

Every. time.

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@codeuncommenter @willie IIRC, they’re pies you eat in Las Vegas. ¡Que delicioso!

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@joenobk That would only get people to claim we need Sarah Palin to build a wall in back yard.

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@cabel And having tried them - Fillows also wins flavor/texture-wise. That’s a _crazy_ dangerous cereal.

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@tyrone_finnis @RealTimeWWII Sure, and food, and a variety of raw materials. I’m curious how the 20th century would..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…W5

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@RealTimeWWII “This little amount here represents how many of us will survive this foray into Russia. This whole th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…s2

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@darth would you simply ride the sorter and find a new home for all the potatoes they need homes no matter what i a..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…re

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@joenobk @danthat maybe it is natural and he grew it while he was in those four non concurrent year of college

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