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@bearskinrug @bearskinrug 🎵If you want me to destroy you in this sweater
Hold this arm as I eat your brains
(As I eat your brains!)🎵

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@cabel @SammySmallman I’ve never personally been to Portland to adjust the lights on the Panic sign, but I’m not on..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iW

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I’m comfortable with landscaping power tools, but I’m not sure I’ll ever be “don’t wear safety glasses while using..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tq

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I got the Statue of True Perfection tonight. Thanks for making a great game, @ConcernedApe. Really. Loved it.

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@chockenberry Relatedly, my ask is that we don’t use ask as a noun.

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@FortuneCookieBI I can’t see the vehicle in any of the pictures - just driveway, grass, and a garage door.

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@cliftonlabrum My concern is mainly around my younger ineligibles interacting with them. Plus, people acting like w..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…eT

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michaelharriot This is a good point.

When anti-vaxxers cite their freedoms, constitutional rights, and–the whitest thing of all—twitter.com/i/web/status/1…8zF0il

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@simoncholland In front of a group of people, I commented to a rival Dad (that I knew didn’t label his cord bins) h..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…BY

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I got my @cottonbureau Mystery Box today, and it’s _so_ good.

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Even if you’re like me, and just have one long scratch document in @bbedit (at 5,000+ lines, ~350,000 characters),..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…U9

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@waxpancake @lynnandtonic Mister Banana Grabber is missing… a real shame. (I submitted it)

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@cottonbureau I can’t seem to ship a mystery loot box, since it’s claiming my Utah address is international. I sent an email as well. Help?

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I can’t seem to ship a mystery loot box, since it’s claiming my Utah address is international. I sent an email as well. Help?

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@altosadventure 350K trick points. Oof. Okay.

I didn’t pause (but I bet it worked. I’ll reach out otherwise), beca..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…XQ

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@cabel I still own this very keyboard. It is magical.

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@SlackHQ Did it before I ever contacted you the first time.

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@SlackHQ 4.18.0 5c2dab8d79644ada47735f3165b453fb388f9e5e@1628493444 (App Store).

Note that this only impacts when..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…oy

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@altosadventure @builtbysnowman In The Lost City, I just had my best run ever (while still collecting missing nap p..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…s4

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@SlackHQ On the desktop client on MacOS, when multiple images are in one message, and you’ve clicked the image prev..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lL

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