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@utahpadre Padres, and holding a Diet Coke. Too bad it couldn’t also hold a mini-fig of itself.

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A white elephant gift exchange is not simply an inexpensive gift exchange (and vice versa). Don’t call it the forme..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…sa

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@mayli I miss these especially while @darth hibernates…

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luckymarmot Paw — The most advanced API tool for Mac (REST & HTTP Client)paw.cloudf · We’re making a crazy Black.twitter.com/i/web/status/1…VBK

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@johndilworth @cameronmoll It wasn’t always that size. Potentially related to his departure.
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Little makes me shudder as much as somebody saying “acrossed”

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@joenobk “We thank thee this day for the ticket collection of our dear Great-Great-Grandfather, which has made poss..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…wW

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I’m not sure my kids are going to fully appreciate my bounteous horde of “KEEP THIS COUPON” tickets, but _some_ inh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…c3

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@BrandSanderson …. but at this point, we don’t really want more people to enter, so it increases the odds for tho..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…bO

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@FortuneCookieBI that one is easy - the other two are to give to your dogs. everybody wins

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I can’t imagine being an octopus and trying to put gloves on each tentacle. It’s not just that there are eight, but..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…K4

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@joenobk no mister douglass bastiat who does not return text messages i am talking about optimal hands free enjoyme..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…IR

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Like a Pez dispenser, but for Cheez-Its.

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@darth take care my fren things will work out you will see dream of cronchy potatoes and the best pups and birbs we..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ed

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@BrandSanderson Just putting this out there…. illustrated (original) Mistborn trilogy, with illustrations of vari..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…v7

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@darth new best game of the decade candidate right here my fren twitter.com/WritNelson/sta…

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@joenobk Whether that be the source of the reciprocating saw or the building materials, this seems like a win for t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Jp

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