What else is nearby? Mount Wannahockaloogie? Sea of Tranquilipee?
@joenobk Oh, good point. UpCreekPaddles.com is a good one.
You get the rights to the name, but I retain animation rights.
And who would want to live near the creek? Are these just those that made it to shore and thought, “Once you get us..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…3C
Also, who named this creek? Is this the official name, or just what it’s called by the locals?
Is this like the hotdog/bun racket (sell the buns in packs of 10, but the ‘dogs in packs of 8), and they simply ran..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…yO
Maybe it could be like a Take-a-paddle-leave-a-paddle setup like that little tray for pennies at some gas stations?
@joenobk Is it possible that money could be made off of this? Or, maybe there’s a chance for a GoPaddleMe site.
Also, why is all of this in a creek? What kind of coordination effort made this a reality?
If forced into it, why not just head towards shore, and walk back?
Why, of all available creeks to be on, was this one chosen?
Why not have a supply of paddles up the creek, and others can use them?
@cullend @darth @ashleyfeinberg But will he be able to pronounce it correctly?
die-uh-BEAT-us
tfw you quietly wake up to change sleeping positions, but notice your alarm is going to go off in 20 minutes
Elder @BednarDavidA has a little side gig, apparently. pic.twitter.com/Zp39nrVDl3
Breath of the Wild
Minecraft
Fez
Assassin’s Creed 2
Super Mario Odyssey
Towerfall
Firewatch
Untitled Goose Game
Mon..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Ip
Worst. dreams. ever.
You’re sitting at your desk, and I’ve dropped by briefly to discuss something.
“Living the dream…”
I saw that you sent me an email at 2 AM, yet you’re walking into work with me shortly before 8.
“Living the dream…”
We just happened upon each other at a local ice cream establishment. You look really tired, and have aged a bit sin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Sv
I just passed you in a hallway where you’re most likely coming back from a meeting.
“Living the dream…”
Those people who respond they’re “Living the dream” in response to the standard “How are you?” have crappy dreams.
Napoleon Dynamite
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or pan, cotton-tail, rabbit, pumpkin eater twitter.com/McJesse/status…
“Log ‘em and leave ‘em.” is a comment in my code.
(error handling, if you’re curious)
@molly_knight @darth 1. Yu Darvish
@wilto wooden ya know…
I can’t wait to host another party at my house. twitter.com/HackettKate/st…
@willie @dayoneapp When you open the app, it’s location aware, so if you geo-tag your entries, it’s a breeze. “View..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…EA
@willie I do that second thing in @dayoneapp , in its own Journal. “I can’t remember which sushi rolls I ordered la..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…vY
@cameronmoll Last note on this I read after I first responded was this thread: twitter.com/baueroutage/st…
In short: t..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…lG
@cameronmoll I dug into this, because it was _so_ weird. Drake claims it’s a splitter. This bit was interesting as..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…91
@Blazeorange No… nor heard of it, for that matter.
th3j35t3r This. Exists.
It’s in Denmark. Good to see we’re respected around the world again, probably more respected around..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1g
@RealTimeWWII Spoiler alert: this will not end well.
Cary_Elwes There’s a shortage of perfect movies in this world. It would be a pity to damage this one. twitter.com/variety/status…
@chockenberry @darth @gruber on the same note what if we rename it CHONKLOCK my frens this makes sense
@gruber I bought some Newman-O’s this weekend. To me, they weren’t _markedly_ better than a (Double-Stuf) Oreo. Oh..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…U4
I’m not sure how I feel about weather that requires me to wear shorts that go all the way down my legs. Long shorts are the worst.
@davidhellman hey now. I resemble that comment
@gruber That storm isn’t going to spin itself towards Alabama - thank goodness he’s sent the Air Force to help redirect it.
Me, a dad, hiding under the bed:
Armed robber: …
Me: …
Armed robber: …
Me: …
Armed robber: I’m hungry…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…p9