@johndilworth The South Ogden one was tasty, but I walk past that new one multiple times each week. Always tempting. Plus - neon dragon.
@johndilworth Have you eaten at (that) Zucca?
@FortuneCookieBI Ha! I see what you did there.
“you’re”
@embassydavies Hey Positive, YNWA. Never a better time for a sadnap.
@cottonbureau w00t!!! I’m so excited. Thank you!
@cottonbureau My favorite is “Cut and Paste”. My kids would be _bored_ without those tools. :) #cbkids
@BadRealtyPhotos “Really, mum. This meal is crap.”
@cliftonlabrum ARROW’ED!!!!1!!!ONE!
@stevenf Potentially related: Silento is male.
Incognito. I’d be surprised if you could recognize me today. pic.twitter.com/PUivLpD1Wi
More adults wearing sleeper/footie pajamas in public.
@pluralsight Xbox, huh? ;) twitter.com/longbored/stat…
@pluralsight XBOX
@cliftonlabrum You were asking… twitter.com/cottonbureau/s…
@pluralsight I need to say it - this has been fun today. Thanks for the distraction (while I await warehouse reloads). Nice new logo. 👍
@pluralsight Sure looks like a portable speaker… ;) twitter.com/longbored/stat…
@pluralsight portable speaker
@pluralsight Notebook
More berets, please. I can always use a good laugh.
I’ve been bit by a dog too many times to trust them completely.
@SpotifyCares 2: That’s _super_ annoying. It shouldn’t overwrite my preferences every time it updates itself. Respect the user’s settings.
@SpotifyCares 1: That’s not the problem. When the app updates, the setting is set back to “start (minimized) on login”.
@SpotifyCares 1.0.16.104.g3b776c9e
@mtwatkinsx7 Completely illegible. The column shifting while in stop and go traffic may have contributed to that.
@SpotifyCares OS X 10.11.1. It feels like that setting is reset each time Spotify auto-updates.
Hey @Spotify, how many times are you going to set yourself to auto-start when I log into my computer? Let’s get that closer to 0.
TomWilsonUSA Hey, Chicago. It’s a movie. pic.twitter.com/BxSUZIIork
At least it wasn’t Comic Sans, or Papyrus.
If you’ve lost all respect for me as a person because of this, I understand.
Confession: I once wrote a 60+ page how-to guide entirely in Courier.
I’m sorry.
Whelp. Now I couldn’t care less who wins. Time to stop paying attention until the spring.
Saw this outside the theater where I just finished watching BttF 2. pic.twitter.com/TRNpT6AZ1a
@BillSimmons For you Celtic fans, this seems like a great t-shirt: cottonbureau.com/products/bosto… (ht @njlance, @cottonbureau)
@stevenf unfollowed
@MenInBlazers Tim Howard
@willie @joshhunt @holman Agreed.
Maybe I just have a bias against NPS - for me, it feels too impersonal once I learned what it is.
@joshhunt @holman @willie I think a good net promoter score is different than happy employees. Still, periodic, anonymous feedback is vital.
I could have used a 30-year warning about selfies.
@longbored Though, those Fast/Furious movies are getting released at the rate, they’ll probably get there.
Somebody may actually get fired by fax today, but I have little hope for all those Jaws movies to be released by this afternoon.
I’m pretty sure I “quality”, but I’m not sure about your ad designer or proofreader. pic.twitter.com/rBJ9503ULW
@PatrickRothfuss Tehlu. Taco. Coincidence? #TacoMonday
I’d expect to graduate grooma cum laude
Okay. I’m done.
If it’s _that_ targeted, and I did _that_ good of a job washing my dog, maybe they should offer me a scholarship.
Admittedly, I gave my dog a bath this weekend. Maybe it’s hyper-targeted. “You washed that dog like a champ! How about dog beauty school?”
Targeted ads might not be that bad, because, at this point, I’m tired of being offered pet grooming school discounts.
I listen to the radio sometimes. True story.
I won concert tickets off of the radio this morning. True story.
I probably won’t go.
Go Cubs, I guess.
Sports. Continuously disappointing. Rarely gratifying.™
Graffiti artists have an impressive advertising budget.
Have any climatologists considered the amount of oxygen saved by all those vanity-selfie-taking people? So much breath holding.
@rands Another secret weapon: sincere apologies.
Fine. I agree. @Medium, I don’t like your new logo, but it’s not going to make me visit your site less.
I think it’s funny that horses stand close to each other, for no apparent reason.
“Hey”
“Hay”
“I see what you did there.”
…
@willie How about a non-lit e-ink Kindle, with a red-filtered battery-powered headlamp? It’s my favorite setup.
@nicjohnson Fair. Still, if you weighed as much as a building, at your size, little would prevent you going full-speed towards the earth.
@nicjohnson You know it’s a fantasy novel, right? ;)
Woken up by an automated phone call at 6:04, letting us know school picture day is tomorrow. bukk.it/facepalm.jpg