The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

October 2015

@johndilworth The South Ogden one was tasty, but I walk past that new one multiple times each week. Always tempting. Plus - neon dragon.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to johndilworth

@FortuneCookieBI Ha! I see what you did there.

“you’re”

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to FortuneCookieBI

@embassydavies Hey Positive, YNWA. Never a better time for a sadnap.

via Tweetbot for Mac

@cottonbureau My favorite is “Cut and Paste”. My kids would be _bored_ without those tools. :)

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to cottonbureau

@stevenf Potentially related: Silento is male.

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to stevenf

Incognito. I’d be surprised if you could recognize me today. pic.twitter.com/PUivLpD1Wi

via Tweetbot for iΟS

More adults wearing sleeper/footie pajamas in public.

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to longbored

@pluralsight I need to say it - this has been fun today. Thanks for the distraction (while I await warehouse reloads). Nice new logo. 👍

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to pluralsight

More berets, please. I can always use a good laugh.

via Tweetbot for Mac

I’ve been bit by a dog too many times to trust them completely.

via Tweetbot for Mac

@SpotifyCares 2: That’s _super_ annoying. It shouldn’t overwrite my preferences every time it updates itself. Respect the user’s settings.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to longbored

@SpotifyCares 1: That’s not the problem. When the app updates, the setting is set back to “start (minimized) on login”.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to SpotifyCares

@mtwatkinsx7 Completely illegible. The column shifting while in stop and go traffic may have contributed to that.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to mtwatkinsx7

@SpotifyCares OS X 10.11.1. It feels like that setting is reset each time Spotify auto-updates.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to SpotifyCares

Hey @Spotify, how many times are you going to set yourself to auto-start when I log into my computer? Let’s get that closer to 0.

via Tweetbot for Mac

TomWilsonUSA Hey, Chicago. It’s a movie. pic.twitter.com/BxSUZIIork

via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 9:08 AM, Oct 22nd, 2015 via Twitter Web Client)

At least it wasn’t Comic Sans, or Papyrus.

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to longbored

If you’ve lost all respect for me as a person because of this, I understand.

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to longbored

Confession: I once wrote a 60+ page how-to guide entirely in Courier.

I’m sorry.

via Tweetbot for Mac

Whelp. Now I couldn’t care less who wins. Time to stop paying attention until the spring.

via Tweetbot for iΟS

Saw this outside the theater where I just finished watching BttF 2. pic.twitter.com/TRNpT6AZ1a

via Tweetbot for iΟS

@BillSimmons For you Celtic fans, this seems like a great t-shirt: cottonbureau.com/products/bosto… (ht @njlance, @cottonbureau)

via Tweetbot for Mac

@willie @joshhunt @holman Agreed.

Maybe I just have a bias against NPS - for me, it feels too impersonal once I learned what it is.

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to willie

@joshhunt @holman @willie I think a good net promoter score is different than happy employees. Still, periodic, anonymous feedback is vital.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to joshhunt

I could have used a 30-year warning about selfies.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to longbored

@longbored Though, those Fast/Furious movies are getting released at the rate, they’ll probably get there.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to longbored

Somebody may actually get fired by fax today, but I have little hope for all those Jaws movies to be released by this afternoon.

via Tweetbot for iΟS

I’m pretty sure I “quality”, but I’m not sure about your ad designer or proofreader. pic.twitter.com/rBJ9503ULW

via Tweetbot for iΟS

I’d expect to graduate grooma cum laude

Okay. I’m done.

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to longbored

If it’s _that_ targeted, and I did _that_ good of a job washing my dog, maybe they should offer me a scholarship.

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to longbored

Admittedly, I gave my dog a bath this weekend. Maybe it’s hyper-targeted. “You washed that dog like a champ! How about dog beauty school?”

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to longbored

Targeted ads might not be that bad, because, at this point, I’m tired of being offered pet grooming school discounts.

via Tweetbot for Mac

I listen to the radio sometimes. True story.

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to longbored

I won concert tickets off of the radio this morning. True story.

I probably won’t go.

via Tweetbot for Mac

Sports. Continuously disappointing. Rarely gratifying.™

via Tweetbot for iΟS

Graffiti artists have an impressive advertising budget.

via Tweetbot for Mac

Have any climatologists considered the amount of oxygen saved by all those vanity-selfie-taking people? So much breath holding.

via Tweetbot for Mac

@rands Another secret weapon: sincere apologies.

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to rands

Fine. I agree. @Medium, I don’t like your new logo, but it’s not going to make me visit your site less.

via Tweetbot for Mac

I think it’s funny that horses stand close to each other, for no apparent reason.

“Hey”
“Hay”
“I see what you did there.”

via Tweetbot for Mac

@willie How about a non-lit e-ink Kindle, with a red-filtered battery-powered headlamp? It’s my favorite setup.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to willie

@nicjohnson Fair. Still, if you weighed as much as a building, at your size, little would prevent you going full-speed towards the earth.

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to nicjohnson

@nicjohnson You know it’s a fantasy novel, right? ;)

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to nicjohnson

Woken up by an automated phone call at 6:04, letting us know school picture day is tomorrow. bukk.it/facepalm.jpg

via Tweetbot for iΟS