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June 2020

You don’t normally look to me for tweets like this, but I really like @TheAthletic (and I just gave my brother a su..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…LR

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LFC Tell the world…

We are Liverpool, champions of Englandpic.twitter.com/altgWn1Wdada

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LFC WE’RE PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS!! 🏆 pic.twitter.com/qX7Duxoslm

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@FortuneCookieBI Mike, give those. Do not be overly selfish, but be prudent in your generosity.

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Proffer - do not retain - rodent/murine derrière’s. The recipients of this bestowal should be plentiful, yet carefully considered.

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@Mathewh I don’t do any gamedev, but recently I spent a fair bit of time looking at Tabletop Simulator, and it stru..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tx

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Back to a topic that continues to press on my mind - As I slowly educate myself about things, the resiliency blacks..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…57

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@dayoneapp @paulmayne A name drop in an Apple event doesn’t hurt. Congrats!

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I’m not sure how I feel about the humor at the Apple event. It’s a bit unexpected.

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@chockenberry I think what makes these later links of your worse the version that you’re taking us to.

“What could..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…mS

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@chockenberry Must. try. to. remember. who. I’m. dealing. with. and. attempt. to. withstand. probable. rickroll.

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Also, it grates that Handy Manny’s song says “cut and measure” as opposed to “measure and cut” (or even “measure twice, cut once”).

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Lost power at some point in the night, so I started my day doing one of the things I’m good at - setting the time o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…c9

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@MrMuhammadWong @khelgen @darth What’s invisible and smells like a carrot?

Bunny farts.

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I just poured part of a package of beef jerky into my mouth, which is how I learned how people could ever eat one o..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iW

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@Blazeorange Wait - who marries the chauffeur? Or is it that one of the family will marry one of the devices?

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Coach Pop, saying what I’ve had trouble articulating. twitter.com/spurs/status/1…

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Is it just me, or is Catalina Island (on macOS) getting greener with the season?

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thyfortunate A Christian way of explaining Black lives matter to someone who keeps saying All lives matter. Thank you Carl Lentz. pic.twitter.com/RomrtbzQW8

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thEMANacho Dear white people,
For days you’ve asked me what you can do to help. I’ve finally found an answer.

Let your guard..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ez

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ericabuddington This is for those of you struggling to comprehend that the recent murders are just a fraction of racial vio..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…ct

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@willie @IKEAUSA Add my current experience to the list. <sigh>

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@willie @IKEAUSA Nope. I’m comfortable this will get resolved _eventually_, but it’s especially frustrating with th..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…dj

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I ordered a desk from @IKEAUSA in April. It took nearly 6 weeks to arrive, and when it did, it was damaged and inco..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…UQ

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