The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

December 2015

We cut it close on our “Find a ‘Fruit by the Foot’ package with two in one wrapper” goal for 2015, but we pulled it off. Great year, people.

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@simplyand @shauninman Amen. “Full” won’t be 7-8. Full might become 5, and somehow… it’ll feel wonderful. You can do it.

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Just handing out the third round of gifts. Awesome.

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Killing time. Again. You too?

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LT: I can’t find the lyrics to the second verse of White Christmas where he admits it’s all a joke, and weather in the 70s is better.

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Killing time, huh? Me too.

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@shauninman Parenthood™

But somehow, we keep going back for more.

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SunOfSeldo Okay, this is terrible. But we’ve got through this before, and we’ll do it again. All of us, together. It’ll be okay.

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Another one I just saw: “MAY THE SEATBELT BE WITH YOU”

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Road safety sign I just saw: “YODA SAYS BUCKLE UP YOU MUST”

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@cliftonlabrum It’s a ’92 Unbogusmobile. Two years newer than the Awesome Car (and 60k fewer miles).

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Turns out the recently replaced timing belt was causing it to fire out of sync. So stoked. Long live the twitter.com/longbored/stat…

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Surprise phone call of the day. This car (which replaced the ) was thought to have blown a head gasket last week. All fixed.

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@gilbertglee I second the Tom Petty vote. And with my second vote, I submit Simon & Garfunkel.

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I’m ridiculously pleased with myself for pulling off adventofcode.com’s day 7.

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My super power is that I pass by road construction sites just as all but one worker have finished their work.

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Eating some Whoppers. Thinking about how @rands is a little crazy.

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Commuter train operator just said “all aboard” over the intercom. First time for everything.

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@johndilworth So you’re saying Junior High was the best time of your life?

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@joenobk You didn’t give us any warning. Seems more like a pop quiz.

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@shauninman Congratulations to you and @jenseninman! How very cool for all three of you. :)

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@strudefiles They’re just looking for a little poolaboration.

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New name for the trend of only wearing shorts and a t-shirt when it’s below freezing outside: hardcore moronic chic.

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I was in that city just the other day, and have family that lives in the referenced neighboring city. Too close to home, on multiple fronts.

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@beep You didn’t ask for this, but I’ll just leave this one right here: twitter.com/Khanoisseur/st…

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Free, OBO: a half-empty can of Dr. Pepper that was left on my desk by an unknown contributor.

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@willie Great. As if I didn’t pine for LEGOs enough, now there’s something else. ;)

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