The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

July 2013

@Coudal If he doesn’t settle. A crucial tidbit.

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@longbored Even at double or nothing. Still more ball to be played. l.lbs.im/1f

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@Mathewh Totally unrelated to punk rock, but related to Quebec that I just read (by way of Next Draft): thrillist.com/travel/montrea…

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What are the odds that @gruber is going to make a comment about Vin Scully in the next 48 hours?

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@rands What was the result of your mindless iOS game hunt?

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@cliftonite Nope. That’s a per-hotel issue, not Priceline. Google it.

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@cliftonite I’m not sure what you did, but having used Priceline two weeks ago like this, it worked as advertised. Great setup.

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@JimGaffigan Try it with some lime juice. Brand new awesomeness.

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@daringfireball FYI, you’re missing a closing parenthesis on that one.

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@jasonlynes Not a Red Bull in sight… talk about disarray.

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@rands Piczle Lines has one of my favorite games for years. The UI sucks, and it’s not _super_ mindless, but mindless enough.

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@cabel Seems like a good time to not drive on Division or 122nd.

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@MenInBlazers going to help Rooney’s “hair” look better?

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@Blazeorange I hope your birthday was awesome. I bought a fishing pole for your birthday. For me, though. Oh well.

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Mathewh the pixel painter: vimeo.com/70748579

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I can’t wait to see what names the NTSB gives to the SouthWest crew.

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@shauninman Still missing out on the blue bathrobe. A shame.

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I hope the baby is named Steve. King Steve would be awesome.

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Napkins are literally just for looks. Think about it.

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I just realized Facebook only tells me how many people like something, but Twitter more importantly tells me what type of people do.

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Seriously, one of my favorite things to read each day. “NextDraft: The Day’s Most Fascinating News” nextdraft.com

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@cliftonite IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!!!

What I ask is that nobody except people I’ve met in person to wish me a happy birthday. So, just you.

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Too excited to go back to sleep. Lets do this.

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@shauninman Play it sideways, borrow a bathrobe, and have a squid at your back. Also, it looks like your pupils need to be dilated.

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@DavidStensrud I think they’re on the next train car over.

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@MenInBlazers Are pets allowed? Can I bring my War Pig?

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@therobfoster Talk-o to your doctor about tacos. Nice.

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@hthunsaker I’ll believe it when the phone rings. Prior to you getting on a plane to ND?

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I’m no longer on vacation.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled tweeting. Seattle, you were awesome.

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I’m on a jetway.

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I’m on an underground tour.

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I’m on an elevator.

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I’m on a food tour.

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I’m on an island.

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I’m on a boat. Well, a ferry, but that’s still a boat. So, yeah. I’m on a boat.

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I’m on a monorail.

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I’m on a light rail.

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I’m on a boat. No, wait. Scratch that. I’m on a plane.

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@cliftonite NEEDS MORE GRAYDIENTS!! SEE WUT I DID THEIR?!

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You know what’s freaky? Those songs at the end of albums that have 2 minutes of silence, then start playing music out of nowhere.

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@cabel But a Wino w/ Google Glass can…

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@shauninman I already bought a couple other SNES->USB adapters from RetroUSB (which work great), but are 3x the price of this one.

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@shauninman A bit random, but this Super Smart Joy just went up on eBay and reminded me of you (pardon my lessn link) l.lbs.im/1d

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