The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

April 2015

@paulmayne That’s exactly what I thought, too.

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@masnOrioles That golf voice was an instant classic. Awesome.

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@jessicahische So very very very cool. Congratulations! Welcome to your new life. (“What did I do with myself before her?”)

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@MenInBlazers Coach Ted Lasso. Still has no idea what it is.

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I wonder if “Rachel from Cardholder Services“‘s friends secretly hate her.

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Paper cut right before eating fajitas. Does this mess up my street cred?

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@attaboy @chockenberry @grp Spot on. I’m a perfect example - little original content. Even fewer retweets, but I religiously read updates.

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Anybody else seeing a new (since 10.10.3) lengthy pause on startup before the Apple logo ever shows? (15” rMBP)

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@paulmayne I reinstalled. That fixed it for me. Still, it sucks to have no visibility.

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Hearing somebody say “acrossed” is nearly as bad as fingernails on a chalkboard.

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Just made another “Hello, world!”. I’m either doing it right or wrong. Not sure yet.

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Just had a brain/time lapse and searched for Audion on my computer. /cc @panic

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Eating Cap’n Crunch because I hate the inside of my mouth. Apparently.

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Youngest child just unrolled the roll of toilet paper. One of those funny-but-frustrating moments of parenting. More the former.

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@MenInBlazers I don’t understand why they kept mispronouncing @KyleBeckerman’s name in that goal. ;)

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I’m proud to support our General Authorities.

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