Just used Spotlight to search for SimpleText on Mavericks.
Ladies.
For the first time, I was just asked for proof of payment while riding the train.
@Blazeorange “Boy, this milk has a real tang to it, and seems thicker than usual. Has it turned, or am I still waking up?”
I have to say, I’m thrilled with TweetNest - pongsocket.com/tweetnest/. It helps bring out the @stevenf in all of us.
@PatrickRothfuss Lonesome Dove. Still incredible.
@cliftonlabrum You spelled “gloating” wrong, FYI.
Rarely am I disappointed by unfollowing somebody.
Mint Flavored Jelly Beans - The Inferior Cousin to Almost Everything™
@stevealfandre Feels like rule 7 is a penalty. “I can’t help it that I jump while we’re being bombed!”
We now return you to your regularly scheduled general silence and replies only.
IKEA travel log 2014051014 - All I came for was a plastic bin for sorting LEGO bricks. Lost an arm and three hours, but not my pride.
IKEA travel log 2014051013 - Twined! Deployed Pioneering Merit Badge knowledge. Car top imploded. Fire trucks heard in distance.
IKEA travel log 2014051012 - Threw wad of krona at cashier as I pushed over vats of lingonberry soda syrup. Knee-slid in syrup through exit.
IKEA travel log 2014051011 - Found palette of paper tape measures. Lit distraction fire. Raiding cinnamon role storage. Hope rising.
IKEA travel log 2014051010 - Built barricade of swiveling shopping carts past lighting area. “Coworkers” jamming holes with tiny pencils.
IKEA travel log 2014051009 - Escaped Instructoros. Running frantically towards exit disguised as worker. Doubling back to lay false arrows.
IKEA travel log 2014051008 - Left in a room filled with silent Swedish monks transcribing instructions. Arrows on floor. Bleeding has slowed
IKEA travel log 2014051007 - In the employee-only area. Walls are lined with photos of customers still MIA. Allen wrenches everywhere.
IKEA travel log 2014051006 - Crawled through nearby shortcut. Hiding in what appears to be a college dorm, sans… oh no. They’ve found me…
IKEA travel log 2014051005 - Woke up on a couch, but my internal altimeter says I’m back upstairs. Further from the exit. Darkness.
IKEA travel log 2014051004 - Used sundry items to remove left arm trapped by avalanche of food containers. Bleeding profusely. So sleepy.
IKEA travel log 2014051003 - Escaped kitchen-free. Smelled food. Descended ominous staircase. Attacked by roving flatware. Outlook bleak.
IKEA travel log 2014051002 - caught sight of what I thought were registers. Somehow ended up designing a kitchen.
IKEA travel log 2014051001 - confused between product names and Tolkien characters. Somewhere in maze. No smell of cheese. Onward.
Pray for me. I’m going to Ikea on a Saturday.
@cliftonlabrum I changed my outfit a few months ago, but this is my first photo avatar of myself on Twitter. Feels weird.
@cliftonlabrum I feel obligated to inform you that @nicjohnson joined Twitter a whole month before you. Rookie.
@PatrickRothfuss Nick Podehl has done a _great_ job with your other two books. No offense, but I’d prefer him.
@DavidStensrud As near as I can find to mine: l.lbs.im/1o
@PatrickRothfuss Liege lord, tell me how I may serve… #TwitterCoup
OH: “He’s always been able to shove things deeply into his nose.”