The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

August 2019

house_house_ It’s finally time to honk.

Untitled Goose Game is coming to Nintendo Switch, Mac & PC on September 20th…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tL

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@Dodgers @russellmartin55 Topping out at 89mph (with that 0.00 ERA) - he’s alright in my book.

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@Dodgers Serious request here: would it be possible to get more mid-game updates for the other team scoring? I don’..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…9C

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willie When you play iTunes purchased Movies & TV shows on Apple TV, do you experience video freezing (while audio contin..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…Yc

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@willie Back pockets do - exactly where I carry my wallet… (but I wouldn’t stick a non-wallet-held card back there)

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@Mathewh Collaborative Minecraft with my kids is among the most fun I’ve had playing a video game.

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@simoncholland We get out all the cereals, leave the milk out, let people eat all they want. “We’re having cereal club for dinner.”

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@johnkrasinski I finally watched “A Quiet Place”. It was really good. Well done!

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@hankrsmith Some stand-outs from my youth, roughly in order of age progression:
- Don’t forget to say “please” and..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…1i

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@willie I miss @feedafever. It would bubble up recent high-frequency links in feeds.

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@wilto you gotta kreg, borrow, and steal to shortcut a dovetail

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Or as one of those grumpy gate agents at the airport.

“None shall pass!”

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The thought of Gandalf, standing at an airport baggage claim, waiting for his staff to come around… that makes me chuckle.

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waxpancake Everywhere you look, everywhere you go
There’s a face of somebody who needs you
youtube.com/watch?v=jrG-RE…

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@simoncholland Every time I go I wonder, “Where’d the 59/79/99¢ lists go?!”

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We have a new winner: somebody who, to a list of 5,474 people, clicked “Reply All”. Let the mayhem commence.

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