@phillryu I know. That was bad. I’m sorry. Carry on.
@phillryu *cough* DOGumentary *cough*
@phillryu But then again, that was a cool movie, and one we all knew was fake. Air Bud? It _could_ happen. You never know…
@phillryu Kids aren’t known to be discerning. I know I didn’t recognize The Wizard as the movie-long Super Mario Bros 3 ad it was…
@phillryu I have a feeling it’ll devolve to Air Bud, and Angels in the Outfield, no matter what at this point.
@phillryu Live tweet the first episode, and you’ll see who your real friends are…
@phillryu Looks more like a vlog… false advertising.
PatrickRothfuss This is something you should probably read. twitter.com/dyllyp/status/…
@alyssasummers Nicely said.
@codinghorror What kind of a rapping name is Steve?
@danthat And they get confused if you don’t say the “www” part. “Is that even a legitimate site?”
Haduken to your face.
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@mtwatkinsx7 New meaning of meals on wheels.
Young_Seneca Alright so the bar has been set now I just need everyone’s help, please retweet this so I can fulfill my dream🙌🏼 pic.twitter.com/HLgOvexLQr
@chockenberry tiny, not very fleshy palms happened. nbd.
@tapbot_paul 🤘nuh nuh, nuh nuh NUH 🤘
Nice try, cars with eyelashes.
@BadRealtyPhotos And a portrait of an officer in the cat brigade… naturally.
This is going to be a long four years.
“I’m ‘bout to stroll over there with a firearm, just in case. (Loads up the trusty ‘ol rubberband gun…)twitter.com/Curtisgwalker/…81
@cottonbureau @kyleruane hello
@beep Oh no. Not these again. They’re too funny! The last time I referenced nightbrain @drinkerthinker blocked me :( twitter.com/longbored/stat…
@HenryHoffman I got an Xbox controller, and played @huethegame. It was great. Well done.
One day, maybe when I retire, I’d love to have every dish in my home be clean and put away. Just once, to see what it looks like. #lifegoals
@altonbrown We had the Chicken Parmesan Balls tonight from Everyday Cook. They were fantastic. Looking forward to other recipes in there.
Who issues these “frustration-free” package certifications? I’d like to meet that person, and see their business card.