@willie Going (back) to a new company. Starting on the first, for benefits sake.
Unemployed until tomorrow. Engage: sweatpants and poor personal hygiene.
@Mathewh Second Quest: kickstarter.com/projects/david…
@johndilworth “Invite” getting used as a noun - “I’ll send you the invite for that.”
Also, “social media”.
@MenInBlazers In the shaving cream supply closet of the an MLS refs.
@Mathewh I’m not thinking straight. Samus would be upset. I’m just glad I didn’t say something _really_ dumb like Pokemon.
@Mathewh Mario, Zelda, and DK
@stevealfandre He might not have been a Bulldog starter, but maybe he’d have started at WJ.
@Blazeorange It was _an_ ending, I suppose. I was overwhelmed by the war, and underwhelmed by several aspects. ★★★☆☆
Just finished The Wheel of Time. Weird to know the series is done. Guess I’ll find something else to read.
@willie Not the first time: mtv.com/shows/beavis_a…
@Mathewh My auto-URL shortener botched that one. Keepvid .com is where/how I download YouTube/Vimeo
I thought the Pope-rah was supposed to wear that funny hat for confessions. What gives?
Disappointed, but at this point not surprised. Cancer still sucks.
@willie A rectangular prism?
Remember “twoosh”?
@gknauss May your baseball team win the pennant this year.
Just be glad I’m not the tooth fairy in your house, because I’d probably forget to pick teeth up there as well.
@cliftonite You have failed at New Years Resolution No. 3.
@gilbertglee You looked like your pictures. I caught the tail end of it, and recognized you from Twitter. Congrats on the @kitchenly spot.
Spooky to see @gilbertglee on TV.
@danielpunkass Auto-tune is their performance enhancing drug.
Had LMFAO lived in a true winter climate, the line probably would have been, “Every day I’m shovelin’.” Probably.
@beep I think @chockenberry would say that any article written in CHOCKLOCK is superior to one that’s not.
@Mathewh And lets be honest, you can’t ™ the cross.
@Mathewh They shouldn’t, so long as it’s not red. Blue Cross Blue Shield will if it’s blue, but other than that… you might be safe.
@Mathewh Nice. Wouldn’t have thought of the others. I go to crosses and the Rod of Asclepius for medical stuff.
@Mathewh I’d go with the outline of a head, and a hospital cross in there…… or just an outline of marbles, which would suck.
@mezzoblue Fair enough. All made up words aside, it seems to have a good feel, and I love the openness.
@mezzoblue The laundrodining is certainly unique.
@cliftonite Guess I should have responded to that email… I just always track in the same timezone. Offset is considered for display only.
I’ve used the “I think I hear my mom calling me” line to escape multiple conversations today. #sotactful
@DavidStensrud Yeah. It’s horrible. The go karts probably seal the deal. Governed electric motors that go 1mph.
@beep <insert animated gif of somebody touching the side of their nose/>
@LDSchurch Double-knot your shoes, and write in your journal. Not at the same time. #LDSMisison
No postcard ever: “Currently 0° F, with a high of 23° F today. Wish you were here!”
Redeeming an iTunes gift card with the camera is crazy fast. I’ve heard others say as much, but I just didn’t _really_ get it until now.
@alyssasummers Tell me about it. ;)
@alyssasummers You guys are so short.
My first food of the year was bacon. It’ll only get worse from here.
I haven’t used the bathroom or changed my clothes all year.