The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

March 2015

1/1 @willie @Thule Wait, you mean you’re not supposed to put the numbers _before_ the tweet, because then everybody has to read it?

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I just got bit by a lizard that I caught with some fishing line. I didn’t think I’d tweet that today, or ever.

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@cabel What’s going to be bad is how many Newgy products (including their serving machines) you’ll see for months now.

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@longbored I loathe typos, especially when I don’t notice them until hours later. Thanks guys.

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@jasonlynes I’m on it. Pretend I’m in Portland, and have something to do with you, apart from a mutual twitter-follower relationship. ;)

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@longbored And I use Windows nearly every day, and have for longer than I wish to admit.

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Apart from GUI changes, I can’t tell you any new feature Windows has ever had.

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@therobfoster No mention of 1 year of human food to be included. Must not be friends with any of those.

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@willie I’m sorry, did you say something?

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MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU AMIRIGHT?! LOLZ

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@jasonlynes However, you can easily get a good one using a good song or two as the jumping-off point. Just my take on it. (2/2)

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@jasonlynes I feel like _great_ playlists tend to be a perfect storm of the music you’re listening to right then. (1/2)

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@jasonlynes Recently I was reminded how good that mix/playlist was, so I figured I’d ask. A year feels like eternity for a music enthusiast.

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@jasonlynes When are we getting a 2015 version of your rdio “The January Growl” playlist?

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@spidlerc @MenInBlazers Do us all a favor, and wear sunglasses so we know it’s you.

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I’m loving the look on the latest @FieldNotesBrand notebooks. They look more… real, if that makes sense.

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@cliftonlabrum The price differences between bands in the Edition are ridiculous. I understand that one style uses more gold, but still.

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I love the lady taking pictures with her iPhone, with the flash enabled. That flash is sure going to make a difference.

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Mickey’s arms get super tired by the end of the day.

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You’re only getting 9 hours of web browsing without any sites with Flash.

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Those iFixit guys won’t have anything to do this time.

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@rands I’m not sure how the venn diagram of event watchers and ship watchers isn’t just one circle.

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pop·corn - ˈpäpˌkôrn - noun - any naturally occurring substance inevitably destined to get stuck in your teeth no matter what you do

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@jessicahische Probably because it’s too awkward to eat while you’re awake. ;)

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“First off, sir, do not touch my equipment, and second, get off my property!”

My day is off to an exciting start.

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FWIW, “My Name is Jonas” is one of my absolute favorite album-starting songs. Adjust your playlists accordingly.

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