The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

October 2021

@bearskinrug @bearskinrug 🎵If you want me to destroy you in this sweater
Hold this arm as I eat your brains
(As I eat your brains!)🎵

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to bearskinrug

@cabel @SammySmallman I’ve never personally been to Portland to adjust the lights on the Panic sign, but I’m not…iW

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to cabel

I’m comfortable with landscaping power tools, but I’m not sure I’ll ever be “don’t wear safety glasses while…tq

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