The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

October 2021

@bearskinrug @bearskinrug 🎵If you want me to destroy you in this sweater
Hold this arm as I eat your brains
(As I eat your brains!)🎵

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to bearskinrug

@cabel @SammySmallman I’ve never personally been to Portland to adjust the lights on the Panic sign, but I’m not on..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…iW

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to cabel

I’m comfortable with landscaping power tools, but I’m not sure I’ll ever be “don’t wear safety glasses while using..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…tq

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