The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

May 2017

@willie When are you really going to be in town?

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@willie Frustrating. I’ve always wanted a certain shorter handle, but it’s always gone. At this point, I’ve settled..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…ip

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@willie You snoozed on Keybase. Let’s both be honest here.

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@Tropical_SV ¿Cuando regresará el sabor jengibre, y donde lo puedo comprar en el EEUU? Pleeeeeeeeeease?

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Every since this aired, I think about this question/answer more than I should: youtube.com/watch?v=KoPFkj…

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I’m thinking something like “William” vs “Guillermo”, as opposed to “Joseph” vs “José”

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Do you have more affinity to your name in a foreign language when it starts with the same letter as your native language, or not?

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@Mathewh No. It doesn’t bother me one bit.

;P

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It’s worth reading every single word of this article. Just incredible. twitter.com/TheAtlantic/st…

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Just signed up for Netflix after cancelling my account 5+ years ago. Did I miss anything?

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@CanSpice @gruber Don’t forget @tweetbot weighing in at 7.5 MB…

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@jacobsw @willie Too bad it’s not “en-el-lago”, since then it may convey where we’d like to put said scandal subjects.

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@darth Somebody would sneak in one of those things-that-are-clearly-not-one-word-despite-all-the-hyphens-and-also-too-many-@’s-I’m-serious

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@danthat Slowly slide a piece of cardboard under the bucket, turn the whole thing upside down. Take the mouse elsewhere… to die.

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@danthat What is the surface under the bucket? Carpet? Tile?

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@RepMiaLove This was wrong, Mia, and hurts _far_ more than it helps.

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(the down thide to theethe tweetth ith that thome will mith that I’m jutht making fun of thith thilly day)

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FYI, an interdental lisp is easier to correct than a lateral lisp.

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(My coworkers thought I was nuts.)

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(four tweets for one joke. I’m not sure it was worth it. Last year I spoke with a lisp until the mid-afternoon for the same joke.)

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So… Happy Interdental Lisp Awareness Day

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“A lateral lisp often sounds ‘wet’ or ‘slushy’ because you can hear the sounds of saliva.”

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“A lateral lisp occurs when air escapes over the sides of the tongue.”

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“An interdental (frontal) lisp occurs when the tongue sticks out between the front teeth. This error makes /s/ and /z/ sound like ‘th’”

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@willie @Delta You can get BBQ by yourself when you get here. :P

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Oatmeal You’re not going to believe what I’m about to tell you theoatmeal.com/comics/believe pic.twitter.com/QRSalVfuKK

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