@willie Friday?
@willie When are you really going to be in town?
@willie Frustrating. I’ve always wanted a certain shorter handle, but it’s always gone. At this point, I’ve settled..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…ip
@willie You snoozed on Keybase. Let’s both be honest here.
@Tropical_SV ¿Cuando regresará el sabor jengibre, y donde lo puedo comprar en el EEUU? Pleeeeeeeeeease?
Every since this aired, I think about this question/answer more than I should: youtube.com/watch?v=KoPFkj…
I’m thinking something like “William” vs “Guillermo”, as opposed to “Joseph” vs “José”
Do you have more affinity to your name in a foreign language when it starts with the same letter as your native language, or not?
@Mathewh No. It doesn’t bother me one bit.
;P
It’s worth reading every single word of this article. Just incredible. twitter.com/TheAtlantic/st…
@StoneInTheHat “My good bro, I say GOOD DAY.”
Just signed up for Netflix after cancelling my account 5+ years ago. Did I miss anything?
@jacobsw @willie Too bad it’s not “en-el-lago”, since then it may convey where we’d like to put said scandal subjects.
@darth Somebody would sneak in one of those things-that-are-clearly-not-one-word-despite-all-the-hyphens-and-also-too-many-@’s-I’m-serious
@danthat Slowly slide a piece of cardboard under the bucket, turn the whole thing upside down. Take the mouse elsewhere… to die.
@danthat What is the surface under the bucket? Carpet? Tile?
@RepMiaLove This was wrong, Mia, and hurts _far_ more than it helps.
(the down thide to theethe tweetth ith that thome will mith that I’m jutht making fun of thith thilly day)
FYI, an interdental lisp is easier to correct than a lateral lisp. #interdentallispawarenessday
(My coworkers thought I was nuts.)
(four tweets for one joke. I’m not sure it was worth it. Last year I spoke with a lisp until the mid-afternoon for the same joke.)
So… Happy Interdental Lisp Awareness Day
“A lateral lisp often sounds ‘wet’ or ‘slushy’ because you can hear the sounds of saliva.”
“A lateral lisp occurs when air escapes over the sides of the tongue.”
“An interdental (frontal) lisp occurs when the tongue sticks out between the front teeth. This error makes /s/ and /z/ sound like ‘th’”
Oatmeal You’re not going to believe what I’m about to tell you theoatmeal.com/comics/believe pic.twitter.com/QRSalVfuKK
@_McMike_ Submawiener?