Just scanned a QR code with my phone. I feel like I need to turn in my Nerd Badge.
@cliftonite he says on a social network.
@Mathewh No gifts. We might have a celebratory dinner, but we’re all celebrating making it through another year of school.
@mrgan “Full site, coming coon!” = a terrible site forever, and a concern about masked mammals.
FYI, if you tweet more in one day than I tweet in a month, you’re in danger of being un-followed. Not that you care.
Another tweet with the word “obligated” used too many times, and without proofreading or other obligations. The Grateful Dead still suck
How long are you obligated to listen to somebody play a Grateful Dead song for you before you’re obligated to admit you don’t like the band?
@DavidStensrud Quiver of arrows? Not postal. Suicidal. (HT: Fletch)
I’m pretty sure we all agreed: anybody but Miami.
@MenInBlazers Goal Post, having a great Euro 2012
@rands Ice cream cones are the best cones for “fixing”. #TypoIsStillA4LetterWord
TheAlanGarner_ Retweet this if you have as many NBA Championships as LeBron James.
@willie BUT I LOVE TO TYPE IN A LIGHT BLUE COMIC SANS OR ARIAL OR PAPYRUS SIZE 16 ITALICIZED AND ALL UPPER CASE!!1!ONE!
PSA: ¶ = “Pilcrow”. Thanks Wikipedia.
@MenInBlazers Crossbar and Goalpost aren’t having a very good match so far, much to the Greeks’ demise. #ImNotWatchingEuro2012ImWorking
@notch or @jeb_ Did you see this Minecraft cake? betweenthepagesblog.typepad.com/between-the-pa…
Stalled the car today. At home. Parking. #ImAnExcellentDriver
That game could have gone better. #VagueSportsRelatedTweet
Just remembered they turn off/down the A/C in this place after 5. Welcome, heat. <adj/> to feel you again.
I see a clean room as a piece of art, but my kids see it as an empty canvas.
@alyssasummers Not at all. Worrying about things you can’t control, however, seems irrational, or at least like a waste of time.
Sometimes you win 20 in a row. Sometimes you lose by 20.