The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

June 2012

Just scanned a QR code with my phone. I feel like I need to turn in my Nerd Badge.

via Twitter for Mac

@Mathewh No gifts. We might have a celebratory dinner, but we’re all celebrating making it through another year of school.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Mathewh

@mrgan “Full site, coming coon!” = a terrible site forever, and a concern about masked mammals.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to mrgan

FYI, if you tweet more in one day than I tweet in a month, you’re in danger of being un-followed. Not that you care.

via Twitter for Mac

Another tweet with the word “obligated” used too many times, and without proofreading or other obligations. The Grateful Dead still suck

via Twitter for Mac

How long are you obligated to listen to somebody play a Grateful Dead song for you before you’re obligated to admit you don’t like the band?

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@DavidStensrud Quiver of arrows? Not postal. Suicidal. (HT: Fletch)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to DavidStensrud

I’m pretty sure we all agreed: anybody but Miami.

via Tweetbot for iOS

@MenInBlazers Goal Post, having a great Euro 2012

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@rands Ice cream cones are the best cones for “fixing”.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to rands

TheAlanGarner_ Retweet this if you have as many NBA Championships as LeBron James.

via HootSuite (retweeted on 11:29 PM, Jun 16th, 2012 via Tweetbot for iOS)

@willie BUT I LOVE TO TYPE IN A LIGHT BLUE COMIC SANS OR ARIAL OR PAPYRUS SIZE 16 ITALICIZED AND ALL UPPER CASE!!1!ONE!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to willie

PSA: ¶ = “Pilcrow”. Thanks Wikipedia.

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@MenInBlazers Crossbar and Goalpost aren’t having a very good match so far, much to the Greeks’ demise.

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Stalled the car today. At home. Parking.

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That game could have gone better.

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Just remembered they turn off/down the A/C in this place after 5. Welcome, heat. <adj/> to feel you again.

via Twitter for Mac

I see a clean room as a piece of art, but my kids see it as an empty canvas.

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@alyssasummers Not at all. Worrying about things you can’t control, however, seems irrational, or at least like a waste of time.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to alyssasummers

Sometimes you win 20 in a row. Sometimes you lose by 20.

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