Nothing. Seinfeld ended years ago. twitter.com/AppleNews/stat…
@simoncholland It’s a self-fulfilling requirement:
“Sir, you must be able to quote Blues Traveler”
“Why you gotta give me the run-around?”
The Ghostbuster’s song doesn’t have an “else” clause.
@willie Apparently I’m going to make it 6 in 10. pic.twitter.com/LfCLbpQqCP
@willie Yes. There’s a (relatively) new BBQ place right by my work I’ve been wanting to try. See you there? Noon?
“NO LUNCH FOR YOU” ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED (been stood up for lunch 5 times in < 10 days) pic.twitter.com/ehKeYXqaba
@waxpancake Magic the Gathering cards
Magic the Gathering cards twitter.com/NickBaumann/st…
@NickBaumann Magic the Gathering cards
Dodgers No game tonight? Let’s give something away. RT for your chance to win this awesome S. Preston 11x17 poster. Rules:..twitter.com/i/web/status/8…uQ
@Mathewh Given your time with TextWrangler, I’m sure you’re aware of (now available for free) @bbedit.
My oldest has informed me: it is permissible to say “good morning” to her, but not to sing it to her. Let this be known to all humanity.
@utahpadre But considering how hot/cold Puig is, it’s a decent gamble. Regardless, you’ve got a rough season in store.
@utahpadre But nothing can take that 2-run homer away.
Or Tuesday’s win, for that matter.
@darth Is it just me, or is Melania levitating during this whole video? youtube.com/watch?v=3iJwrK…
I’m glad I’m not “sign my text messages to others” age yet.
Closest I’ve ever come to winning the pool.
Opening Day(!), but without Vin… :|