The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

April 2017

@simoncholland It’s a self-fulfilling requirement:
“Sir, you must be able to quote Blues Traveler”
“Why you gotta give me the run-around?”

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The Ghostbuster’s song doesn’t have an “else” clause.

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@willie Yes. There’s a (relatively) new BBQ place right by my work I’ve been wanting to try. See you there? Noon?

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“NO LUNCH FOR YOU” ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED (been stood up for lunch 5 times in < 10 days)

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Dodgers No game tonight? Let’s give something away. RT for your chance to win this awesome S. Preston 11x17 poster.…uQ

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@Mathewh Given your time with TextWrangler, I’m sure you’re aware of (now available for free) @bbedit.

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My oldest has informed me: it is permissible to say “good morning” to her, but not to sing it to her. Let this be known to all humanity.

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@utahpadre But considering how hot/cold Puig is, it’s a decent gamble. Regardless, you’ve got a rough season in store.

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@utahpadre But nothing can take that 2-run homer away.

Or Tuesday’s win, for that matter.

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@darth Is it just me, or is Melania levitating during this whole video?…

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I’m glad I’m not “sign my text messages to others” age yet.

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Closest I’ve ever come to winning the pool.

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Opening Day(!), but without Vin… :|

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