Fact: medical conditions only improve between the time you make the appointment and the time you have the appointment.
.@cliftonite “Industrial strength” is at least better than “fiduciary strength” or “auto-industrial strength”
The idiot on the chip commercials who wipes his hand down his shirt after crumbling a bunch of chips - he deserves to have a dirty shirt.
Left hand’s thumb pit has hurt for more than a week. No clue what I did. Time to call in support.
@Blazeorange Don’t try and cover up your delusional self-image on twitter.
@Blazeorange You’re not famous, so that’s not going to work #kidneypunch
I never thought one of my own kids would be one of those losers who likes Christmas music in June. #LookingAtYouTooClifton
I think if I were an astronaut I’d wear shoes while in space… if for no other benefit than the arch support.
Nice finishing volley. #mrinman was clearly the tone-setter of the #lyt match. Should be a great final.
If I drank, I’d buy a drink for the creator of Media Rage. Great app.
My wife is going to be pretty upset if he really did die.
I’m betting somebody threw a bucket of water on him and he started to melt. #michaeljackson
Some grown-ups sulk worse/more than a child. Pretty pathetic.
Unsurprising how dumb some companies are. http://fixoutlook.org
@danielpunkass I think it was better phrased on Movable Type’s blog post about it… http://bit.ly/1WL173
@shauninman Some of the preference options don’t clearly say what the option does. There’s more than one way to skin a cat/list a preference
@rainnwilson Post twitpocalypse protection of your son != post apocalypse protection of your son. Mosquitos are better than canibals ;)
It’s amazing how many emails I don’t remember sending myself for medications I didn’t know I took to help with problems I didn’t know I had.
My job sounds more delicious if I say I work with “taterbases” instead of databases. Now… to inner join some fries to my mouth.
Two kids are enough for us, at least for a while.
How to gain freedom from the oppression of too many kids and too little space:
http://yfrog.com/5gvvhj
In a REALLY pissy mood due to a nearly perfect storm. All things suffering because of the mood.
5 kids for 4 days in 3 bedrooms = 2 tired adults and 1 sure way to make sure you want 0 more kids (at least for a while)
Red Iguana
@shauninman Happy payday. Lots of work, and hopefully lots of customers.
@cliftonite That’s not the US site.
Congrats to @shauninman for Feedafever.com. Truly a freakin’ fabulous app, and something I’ve been wanting for a long time. Awesome.
@cliftonite Combine the chocklock with twitterrific 2.0.2’s release (2.0.1 got hit by the twitpocalypse) and you get a tweet like my last 1
NOW BACK WITH THE POWER OF CHOCKLOCK IN TO OH TOO EYE AM SO GLAD THIS GOT FIXORED AFTER THE TWITPOCALYPSE WITCH GAV ME SUM PROBLEMS K THXBAI
Up early to beat the rush.
Performing first aid on your own kid is never fun - even for a scraped knee.
Finished 1/6th of my current audio book… don’t have the other 5/6ths with me. Awkward to stop mid-story when you’re not prepared.
Thank you anonymous emailer, but what on earth would lead you to believe I sell rocket-shaped stress balls, especially in the hundreds?
@Blazeorange That Oregon feeling is back, no thanks to you. Blargh!!
@danbenjamin Here’s a freebie… it’s not really a mile high ala Jetsons… it’s actually on the ground.
@chockenberry 113 @ responses to people about twitterriffic “failing” seems like more than one kick
@cliftonite If you don’t want to get a headache, stick with regular.
Haven’t gotten enough sleep the past couple of nights. Extra surly. #BlameDrewsCancer
Crispix aka Airix
Sure fire way to make sure you go cross-eyed: get sunburned bad enough that your nose peels.
Can’t get a fairly disturbing image out of my mind. Potential solution: don’t read any more books.
If I had a nickel for every time I decided not send a composed tweet, I still wouldn’t have very much money.
@cliftonite O vosotros de poca fe.
I’d consider myself to be a judicious user of windshield wipers.
@BrandonSandrson What a traveshamockery… it would have been nice to see smelt just once more.
@Blazeorange Pedophile
@Blazeorange Don’t try to cover up your true self.
Enjoying the cooler temperatures by sitting on the balcony, sipping a drink with my wife.
Airplanes are totally cool. I feel like a kid when I watch them fly.
Haven’t used twitter during work for the past two days. Felt like I got lots done.
Watching planes practice for an upcoming air show. Such an amazing demonstration of power.
@cameronmoll It’d sure make my day if I won a Kindle… and shipping would be super cheap, as in free.
@adamengst Hopefully these issues with Barclay’s wont impact your feelings towards the English Premier League #almostunrelated