The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

December 2018

Want to get a jump on 2-hour church? Have one of your kids make a barf trail from the Primary Room to a toilet.

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@shauninman Any plans to return to Twitter (or anywhere else public) in the new year?

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@jessicahische Congrats on both items! ;)

(Seriously though, the first is super cool… and I hope the morning sic..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…k2

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@DKNGstudios “Video unavailable This video contains content from [Merlin] Beggars, who has blocked it on copyright grounds” :(

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I find great humor in typo-filled (edited) messages in Slack.

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Avengers 4: Bah - thank YOU. A nice bonus. twitter.com/ThatEricAlper/…

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