The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

February 2010

“No Rules” Pinewood Derby 2010 Car http://flic.kr/p/7GaDPt

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No sooner do I tell somebody my kids are done talking about our car accident (from 3 months ago) than they start up the talk all over again.

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Must. Fight. Food. Coma.

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@willie Sign me up for some of that sushi. It looks delicious.

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First time home buyer tax credit, FTW

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@Ihnatko Such as in the Amazing Race…

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@marisazupan I wouldn’t say you missed much of anything.

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My résumé mentions both “bo staff” and “nun-chucks”

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I tend to upgrade applications just if there’s an update, not necessarily because of my love for the new features.

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Tried watching Big Bang Theory. Fell asleep. Doesn’t bode well for it’s future on my TiVo.

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@willie Click “turn off buzz” in the footer of gmail. That hides the label, and disables it.

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Finally caught up on photos (it’s been a year since I went through them). I’ll post some soon.

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Overall, my breath stinks. I’m sorry.

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I wonder if One of the announcers tonight will help translate Canadian into English and explain their funky culture.

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Just let two domains expire - one of them was the first I ever bought. Mildly sad.

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@cliftonite Kauai? Oh man, we need to talk. I’ve got great tips on things to do there.

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Just finished listening to the 55 hour unabridged reading of Les Misérables (the book). It was amazing.

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It sure didn’t take me very long to hide the Google Buzz tab.

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Is it bad to put the word “awesomeness” on a job application?

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@danbenjamin Cats aren’t my thing, but it’s really uncool to have a pet die (especially one who was around for so long). My condolences.

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I had more unique visitors to my site last week than I normally have in a month. Weird.

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We now have hospital liens for unpaid bills from our accident (which wasn’t our fault). Blargh! This will get cleared up eventually.

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2 hours on the phone with DirecTV. The reps were nice, but the company sucks.

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I blame a horrible elevator version of Norwegian Wood for a bad night of sleep in O’Hare Airport years ago.

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So did the car actually have to go 88 MPH, or just the engine, or just the speedometer? Why not just put it on blocks and gun it?

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Feeling two pints of blood lighter.

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Didn’t anybody ever make fun of MJ for his blatant fashion missteps?

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Letting the first domain name I purchased expire. RIP Paul isn’t here (en español).

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Really, Mr. Goodbar is a crappy candy bar. Besides being mixed in with other tiny candy bars, I’m not sure who intentionally buys them.

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