The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

June 2011

Beat my father in three straight games of cribbage this evening. Totally shocked.

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@cliftonite Or the day-dreamers and bad-A’s, who just wanted to fly.

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me for each time I downloaded it, and given me a 2 song credit for every time I downloaded it. Um… bug?

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I bought an album on iTunes last week. I iClouded it to multiple devices. Apple claims they overcharged me by $2. They’ve emailed… (cont.)

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@willie I could never talk my wife into seeing X-Men. Well… she might stomach it on Netflix instant, and sleep through it.

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Super 8 was awesome.

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@willie Ep IV is fairly mild, and has surprisingly clean language. They needed to be reminded a couple times that it was all just pretend.

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@willie 4 and 6. The 4 year old loved it. They were most impressed by “that old guy’s” light saber skills, but mad that “Dark Vader” won.

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@willie “That Dark Vader guy was scary. He KILLED somebody. They were real people, but they were just pretending and wearing costumes.”

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Yesterday I let my kids watch Star Wars for the first time. Somehow I feel like I’ve just become a real father.

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Can we all finally write off Ping as a horrible mistake and make it disappear completely from iTunes?

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It took her 38 weeks, but my wife finally made her first late-night-weird-food request of this pregnancy.

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My oldest (finally) learned to ride a bike today without training wheels. So proud.

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@joenobk What’s with your foreign language tweeting today (at least 3 tweets)? Account compromised?

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I don’t care for the italicized “h” in Adobe Garamond. It looks too much like a “b” for my tastes.

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I’m pretty sure @rands only mentioned drinks at the W once this whole week. Weirdest WWDC ever.

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@cliftonite And for bad designers, designing is like a rolling boulder, in that it’s destructive and horrible for all who witness it.

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@therobfoster That’s exactly what I thought about the city council lady as well. Plus, who calls him “Steve” and not Mr. Jobs?

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@cameronmoll It depends on the amount of splashing (seriously). If you think there might be a leak, don’t use the pool for a while and watch

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@JimGaffigan iRotaryPhone, iTrash, iQuit, iGaveAllMyMoneyToApple

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Finally unfollowed @CAKEMUSIC. I love their music, but they don’t understand Twitter.

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Purchase history already available on the iTunes app on my phone. Mind blown.

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@hotdogsladies How long have you been saving that WWJD/WWDC tweet? Since last year?

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I buy fewer @threadless tees thanks to the now-useless weekly emails and the smaller photos on their site. Thanks for saving me money.

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@Mathewh Longest strike = whenever you try to light a strike-on-box match thinking it’s a strike-anywhere match.

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@manton This should have been implemented from the start on all Twitter clients. Well done!

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@danielpunkass Friends don’t let friends watch Thomas the Tank Engine.

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@manuginobili Q’ me los des a mí sin el sorteo. ;)

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@DavidStensrud Blink 182’s Small Things - a little different http://bit.ly/lzu6FD

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