The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

June 2013

DavidStensrud Parade n. The only place people cheer when they see a motorcycle cop with his lights on.

via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:33 PM, Jun 29th, 2013 via Tweetbot for iOS)

My next child now has her first wiggly tooth - she might as well start crying now, and get it out of the way.

via Tweetbot for iOS

@stevenf Now it just needs a bad pun for its name to be true Bubsy-style.

via web in reply to stevenf

@badbanana Hey, if the glove fits, wear it… or act like it doesn’t fit.

via web in reply to badbanana

@tehawesome @beep The potential real interaction? imgur.com/sr86e I wish there was a bus in there.

via web in reply to tehawesome

@paulmayne I can’t see how that’s not a business expense.

via Tweetbot for Mac in reply to paulmayne

@Coudal is probably out of his mind at the moment.

via Tweetbot for Mac

Part of my personal definition of hell includes an endless pile of dishes to wash by hand.

via Tweetbot for iOS

@cliftonite Looks like a long-horned beetle of some kind.

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to cliftonlabrum

Monsters University: pretty fun.

via Tweetbot for iOS

@Blazeorange I’m not of fan of getting dizzy. Still not sure how whirling dervishes do it. Good luck with your spinning! lol!!!!1!ONE!

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to Blazeorange

I thought we all agreed - anybody but Birdman.

via Tweetbot for iOS

Popovich is such a class act. Go Spurs.

via Tweetbot for iOS

Seriously, if you don’t like sports, I don’t understand you. This has been an incredible series.

via Tweetbot for iOS

johndilworth Can your kids ever be too young to learn how to identify and mock usage of Hobo and Papyrus?

via Twitter for Mac (retweeted on 8:30 PM, Jun 20th, 2013 via Tweetbot for iOS)

I’m more upset by Vince Flynn’s death than that other guy.

via web

@johndilworth Maybe this would help: imagine that neck tattoo on an 80 year old. With a double chin. While driving on a bumpy road. Bad idea

via web in reply to johndilworth

Good rule to live by: tattoos on the front of your neck are simply a bad idea.

via web

@Blazeorange They were the only tweets we were getting. I kind of thought you forgot about Twitter

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to Blazeorange

@MenInBlazers At Rio Tinto. No bags of urine in sight. Yet.

via Tweetbot for iOS

@beep I present these to you for your potential bukk.it inclusion: huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/18/bea…

via web

I can’t decide if I’ve become a leper or if this is just prolonged punishment from a sunburn. No ears have fallen off, so, that’s good.

via web

Totally slept in until 6:30 today. Best Father’s Day ever.

via Tweetbot for iOS

@jasonlynes San Antonio. The people, food, history, and the NBA team.

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to jasonlynes

@Dodgers Seemed more like The Boys (in) Black and Blue tonight

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to Dodgers

@cliftonite But if they put a grey gradient in it, they’re _really_ superheroes?

via web in reply to cliftonlabrum

@willie I got it to load in two different browsers, but that was an hour ago. Nothing since (but admittedly not trying much).

via web in reply to willie

@willie Suuuuuuuuper slow. I could only get the main page to open, but not any of the sub-links.

via web in reply to willie

The new Mac Pro website is crazy: apple.com/mac-pro/

via web

Looks like Windows Phone 7.

via web

@marcoarment just sold his old Mac Pro

via web

@stop True, though Pharrell provided insight to what “Get Lucky” means in full - youtube.com/watch?v=6QVtHo… (Still weird to hear it form a kid).

via web in reply to stop

Glad I’m not standing in a line at WWDC.

via Tweetbot for iOS

@willie Think Fantastic Contraption, but with trains. It might be too hard for him after a handful of levels, but it’ll be great for you.

via web in reply to willie

Stayed up until 1:30 AM last night playing Bridgy Jones for iOS. Really fun. click.linksynergy.com/fs-bin/stat?id…

via web

@jasonlynes That’s my main issue with my One Touch - still have to use a chimney starter. I just can’t go gas-only, I just love charcoal.

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to jasonlynes

@jasonlynes Despite seeing your regular grilling tweets, how do you like that Weber? Do you have the starter as well?

via web in reply to jasonlynes

I feel like I should care more about all of this phone/internet data collection stuff.

via web

Gave my kid a strawberry, blueberry, raspberry, and blackberry. He threw the last one at me complaining about the crappy OS.

via web

@stevealfandre Your brother needs a haircut in that photo. Also, shipping containers scare me.

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to stevealfandre

If you were to judge me by my actions this week, you might think I love getting sunburned.

I don’t.

via Tweetbot for iOS