DavidStensrud Parade n. The only place people cheer when they see a motorcycle cop with his lights on.
My next child now has her first wiggly tooth - she might as well start crying now, and get it out of the way.
@stevenf Now it just needs a bad pun for its name to be true Bubsy-style.
@badbanana Hey, if the glove fits, wear it… or act like it doesn’t fit.
@tehawesome @beep The potential real interaction? imgur.com/sr86e I wish there was a bus in there.
@paulmayne I can’t see how that’s not a business expense.
@Coudal is probably out of his mind at the moment.
Part of my personal definition of hell includes an endless pile of dishes to wash by hand.
@cliftonite Looks like a long-horned beetle of some kind.
Monsters University: pretty fun.
@Blazeorange I’m not of fan of getting dizzy. Still not sure how whirling dervishes do it. Good luck with your spinning! lol!!!!1!ONE!
I thought we all agreed - anybody but Birdman.
Popovich is such a class act. Go Spurs.
Seriously, if you don’t like sports, I don’t understand you. This has been an incredible series.
johndilworth Can your kids ever be too young to learn how to identify and mock usage of Hobo and Papyrus?
I’m more upset by Vince Flynn’s death than that other guy.
@johndilworth Maybe this would help: imagine that neck tattoo on an 80 year old. With a double chin. While driving on a bumpy road. Bad idea
Good rule to live by: tattoos on the front of your neck are simply a bad idea.
@Blazeorange They were the only tweets we were getting. I kind of thought you forgot about Twitter
@MenInBlazers At Rio Tinto. No bags of urine in sight. Yet. #peeotinto #usmnt
@beep I present these to you for your potential bukk.it inclusion: huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/18/bea…
I can’t decide if I’ve become a leper or if this is just prolonged punishment from a sunburn. No ears have fallen off, so, that’s good.
Totally slept in until 6:30 today. Best Father’s Day ever.
@jasonlynes San Antonio. The people, food, history, and the NBA team.
@Dodgers Seemed more like The Boys (in) Black and Blue tonight
@rands Was that tweet about me?
@cliftonite But if they put a grey gradient in it, they’re _really_ superheroes?
@willie I got it to load in two different browsers, but that was an hour ago. Nothing since (but admittedly not trying much).
@willie Suuuuuuuuper slow. I could only get the main page to open, but not any of the sub-links.
The new Mac Pro website is crazy: apple.com/mac-pro/
Looks like Windows Phone 7.
@timjcoulter By the look of the back of it, yes: cdn.arstechnica.net/liveblogs/wwdc…
@marcoarment just sold his old Mac Pro
@stop True, though Pharrell provided insight to what “Get Lucky” means in full - youtube.com/watch?v=6QVtHo… (Still weird to hear it form a kid).
Glad I’m not standing in a line at WWDC.
@willie Think Fantastic Contraption, but with trains. It might be too hard for him after a handful of levels, but it’ll be great for you.
Stayed up until 1:30 AM last night playing Bridgy Jones for iOS. Really fun. click.linksynergy.com/fs-bin/stat?id…
@jasonlynes That’s my main issue with my One Touch - still have to use a chimney starter. I just can’t go gas-only, I just love charcoal.
Aaaaaaaand exhale. #vaguesportstweet
@jasonlynes Despite seeing your regular grilling tweets, how do you like that Weber? Do you have the starter as well?
I feel like I should care more about all of this phone/internet data collection stuff.
Gave my kid a strawberry, blueberry, raspberry, and blackberry. He threw the last one at me complaining about the crappy OS.
@stevealfandre Your brother needs a haircut in that photo. Also, shipping containers scare me.
If you were to judge me by my actions this week, you might think I love getting sunburned.
I don’t.