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June 2016

@willie Seems fair. I don’t find myself having steak very often. What’s I’m currently contemplating is a smoker. So. very. tempting.

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@willie Slick. How frequently do you use it?

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@willie I guess I need to consider a sous-vide machine. Do you have one/recommend one?

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@beep Though not into game dev, this may be up your alley..twitter.com/gamasutra/stat…hv

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@cabel That e _could_ be a smiling profile…?

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@mattl @waxpancake Okay. If the enforcement is unequal, then that’s the real shame.

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@waxpancake Because non-black people don’t wear those clothes as well?

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FYI, I had a great @AppleSupport experience on the phone yesterday. Give ‘em a try.

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@Parsons16Simon That’s fair, but if you’re going to skip any of their albums, that’s the one to skip, imo.

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In re-listening to the entire Beatles catalog yet again, I stand by my opinion that the entire Yellow Submarine album can be skipped.

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@shauninman Whenever you finish this next project (take your time, seriously), I’ll be ready to pay to enjoy it. </cheesy encouragement>

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@mode7games Maybe instead they’re this pairing, with their favorite game… pic.twitter.com/OaRZeifjnT

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@mtwatkinsx7 There are some tough weeks ahead of him, but he’ll pull through it just fine. Congrats to him, and you/Kelly. So cool.

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@jen2000hnl No. When I suggested he play something besides The Entertainer, our relationship quickly deteriorated. Touchy.

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V-neck dress shirts.

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@cliftonlabrum I debated about leaving it on the lawn of somebody in our ward as a joke. Reason won out.

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<Insert the picture of us eating ice cream on the couch in the kitchen last night, before I took it to the dump this morning. />

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Serious tweet: my kitchen has 40 square feet of floor space, and is now home to a 3′x7′ couch.

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The guy who drives around the neighborhood blaring music gets upset when you make song requests. Only sells ice cream. Lame.

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georgemadestuff Let’s give away a free wood just follow and retweet and we will pick a lucky someone pic.twitter.com/pgFl2e3VYi

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We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.

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Lastly (for now), I dislike the trend of dismissing opinions (out of hand) of those who have a different opinion.

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I’m also concerned about people misunderstanding the word discrimination, but not as much as the other stuff.

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Serious tweet: I’m concerned by the spreading popularization of uneducated/uninformed discrimination.

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We’re trying to make self-driving cars, but we can’t make a bowling pin collector that gathers all the fallen pins 100% of the time.

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@notch So long as the reply isn’t “first”, then we’re still okay.

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FWIW, I love my @wasdkeyboards V2 104 (with clear switches and blue dampeners). pic.twitter.com/jAcNB8VmBt

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I just noticed I missed a meeting nearly 6 hours ago. I’m sorry.

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OH: “You may have heard of Google”

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@cameronmoll I don’t know if there are roles in the club, but I’d like to volunteer to be a greeter if we ever have a meeting.

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@willie I felt bad for my Spurs being like the 96 Magic, yet now they’ve even been eclipsed in their shame of not winning it all.

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@BeastFromTheNE @cottonbureau I was waiting for a cheesy Seals & Crofts reference, about how “summer tees makes me feel fiiiine” 🎵

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I’ve already opened more than a dozen full-size Butterfingers today. Happy 8 AM.

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@cliftonlabrum I would deserve it if I didn’t initially call a tech to diagnose it. YouTube convinced me I could do it myself.

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@dubsmith919 Me too, when they’re planned. I don’t like it when you’re backed into it. Today worked out okay.

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tldr; This needed to be replaced. Opted to buy/replace it myself ($180) instead of paying somebody else ($538). pic.twitter.com/QMjctnPRGx

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Googling “refrigerator condenser fan” is not how I planned to start my Saturday.

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@ShawnHymel @sparkfun And weird that it would change. I open that Friday email every week, and this week it decided it was all a comment

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@ShawnHymel @sparkfun This appears to be a PEBCAK error. I’m sorry. My comment blocker decided the whole page was a comment. <sigh />

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@sparkfun Although I’m comfortable somebody already told you, I just want to make sure you know your website product pages don’t work.

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@JamieBonJovi Thanks. None of the services I’ve seen have the songs nicely organized for this, hence my (out-dated) links to iTunes.

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@dubsmith919 Okay. I’m inspired for my own snack. Good evening. Enjoy this Econ thing you referenced.

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@dubsmith919 Big snack time. Ritualistic slapping of hands together. Pleasure? Dark squad emerged victorious.

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@dubsmith919 Despite attempting to do it, these players are failing repeatedly at putting the ball(?) through the ring.

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@dubsmith919 Wait. These are games? What is this number six they’re referencing? It sounds ominous.

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@dubsmith919 Many of the contestants are changing.

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@dubsmith919 Snack time is over. The small fast light-colored shirt player who throws the ball(?) from afar is taking a longer break.

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@dubsmith919 Though why anyone would try to place themselves above royalty is baffling.

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@dubsmith919 More snacks. My confidence level that the light team will raise their number to above that of their opponent is low.

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@dubsmith919 Eleventy-one points(?), and the royalty must also have had a birthday, or the others felt sorry for him.

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@dubsmith919 The dark squad still has more goal units. The light squad is very quick to run, but should try to be closer to the ring.

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@dubsmith919 The lighter team seems to be putting forth less effort. Possibly saving energy for the next round?

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@dubsmith919 Considering the social obligations of the Royal Family, it’s irresponsible that His Highness would endanger himself here.

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@dubsmith919 I’ve learned the member of the royal family is on the darker squad. His goal units have been eclipsed by his companion.

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@dubsmith919 Oh. The smaller fast player on the light team apparently visited both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans… but I didn’t see water

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@dubsmith919 Whatever this beverage is, it seems to have some sort of growth hormone. These gentlemen seem to be quite tall.

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@dubsmith919 They’re starting again. The dark team still has a larger number than the light squad.

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@dubsmith919 More snacks and drinks. Drinking something with a big G. Grape juice? Ginger ale? Gin?

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@dubsmith919 A player got to attempt more goals without the other players running around. Maybe his birthday?

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@dubsmith919 Apparently there is royalty at the game… but it’s not Queen Elizabeth. Very curious about this.

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@dubsmith919 My typing skills can’t keep up with the speed of the players. It seems that the dark team is holding off the lighter team.

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@dubsmith919 Shall I continue? I hope these are helpful…

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@dubsmith919 The small fast person on the lighter team tossed the ball (?) towards the ring, but missed. Now they’re having more snacks.

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@dubsmith919 To be clear, right now the dark team has more point units than the light team.

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@dubsmith919 Snack time. The players have returned to their corners.

How many rounds is this bout?

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@dubsmith919 A follicly-challenged individual walked without bouncing the throwing device. Apparently against the rules?

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@dubsmith919 The delta in numbers seems to be larger than before.

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@dubsmith919 A guy keeps getting to attempt putting the ball into the ring, seemingly without contest. He’s moderately successful.

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@dubsmith919 The people not playing the game, but wearing some of the same colors seem disappointed by some of the players.

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@dubsmith919 Looky there! The other team did a goal unit. Numbers changed on the screen.

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@dubsmith919 Good exchange of the ball from one player to another of the same uniform.

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@dubsmith919 I’ll live tweet it for you for a bit…

Oh. That guy did a basket.

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@cliftonlabrum @therobfoster Aaand Snopes ruins the fun. I guess I’ll need to clarify this with some people… snopes.com/media/notnews/…

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@cliftonlabrum @therobfoster Not a joke: I mentioned this story today in Gospel Doctrine in reference to Nehor.

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@Iconfactory, @chockenberry FYI, Bitcam crashes if you press both the Settings and Info buttons at the same time (or quick succession).

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@StrudeTweet Between the ideal egg cooking method, and the sauce, it’s tricky.

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I just saw “sw” in code and tried to figure out how small caps had appeared in a monospaced font



Probably time to be done for the week

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@willie @kenshi I agree, the app experience could use a heavy dose of the HIG… but I still keep returning for the content.

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@willie @kenshi Skype? Xcode? I kid. Steam’s experience (not content) is just the means to an end, just like the drive to a restaurant.

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@kenshi @willie If it could be like Steam for iOS, I’d love it, but I’m doubtful Apple would invest the time/effort in its curation.

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@kenshi @willie “Earning achievements and badges (by way of interacting with your favorite brands) is a game!”
<sigh /> “Approved.”

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@kenshi @willie Absolutely, but if we use the App Store as any indicator, I still see garbage getting through. “What defines a game?”

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@kenshi @willie You’d end up with some otherwise lame apps with gamification, using that as an excuse to be in there.

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Thanks for not asking me to play in a tennis tournament, now that I’m awake.

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And to add to the events of the day, my youngest moved out of a cradle into a crib.

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Saved since my youth for a day like today, when I gift it to my third. pic.twitter.com/FdvsIgQPQE

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Manually centering monospaced type on a piece of paper isn’t a skill I ever used after that typing class I took decades ago. What a rip-off.

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@JimGaffigan I doubt you’ll ever read this, but holding command-shift-4 on your mac will let you take screenshots of part of your screen.

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Man, I’m going to miss listening to Vin Scully. /cc @Dodgers

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@audiblesupport Sure, but how are the release notes for 2.12.1 and 2.12.2 of any use? More detail in the future please.

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@audiblesupport I’m glad for the frequent iOS updates, but more detailed changelogs would be greatly appreciated.

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@movesapp May I third the motion? Better changelogs, please.

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@willie In this particular instance, I agree. Still, I got a good laugh of them smelling your hand.

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