The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

May 2013

@DavidStensrud If you can’t see Cameron’s dad, I’m not sure it’s legit.

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oldmansearch cat poison?

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I’ve been to the airport, donut shop, and am home again. Sleep is so overrated, I guess.

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@bluthquotes Did you see this AD Hero Squad patch? l.lbs.im/1c Sand Racing and Marksmanship, FTW

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@cliftonite How’s that Ooma working out for you?

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@willie Which is why I “splurged” and bought the CD… and got the MP3s for free. Math is hard sometimes.

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If you’re going to buy Random Access Memories, right now it’s cheapest on Amazon. Buy the CD (with free MP3s) - $10 amzn.com/B00C061I3K

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@dalecruse Now you know why the Google Drive logo is a triangle. They’re just getting us ready.

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Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s stock options when a major acquisition is announced.

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@willie Really all it says to me is this: never let your Pro account expire.

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@_higg @film_girl Still big differences. Unlimited space vs 1 or 2 TB.

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Seems like a good time to remind you about gdzl.la’s nice Flickr power’s. flic.kr/p/ekYRX6

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@willie Long, but great read.

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@pixelworkers Any chance of still getting in on the hat order still? (I know I’m a day late, but I’m not a dollar short)

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@willie Same. Looking at what has killed/impacted my family, I still opt for vigilance.

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@willie That’s fair. If you had that high of a percentage, would you take a drastic proactive step, or just be super vigilant?

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@willie “percentage driven choice”. Awesome. How about 51/49 one way or the other?

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@willie (Honestly I hadn’t read the article, but now having done so, I agree. I’m still not sure if she’s a genius or totally insane.)

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I guess that’s the end of the Tomb Raider movies.

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@DavidStensrud I thought you said it was _10_ minutes…

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@Mathewh Right after the FireWire tickets go on sale? I heart sports.

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@willie FWIW, just yesterday I got my first incomplete Amazon package - an OXO Pop Container… without a lid.

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to willie

eoghanmcdermo Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting “Live life full”. That’s just 3 random words. I’m going to try now.

Nipple squirrel ham

via web (retweeted on 9:01 AM, May 11th, 2013 via Tweetbot for iOS)

You know what’s annoying? People who don’t submit consistent information (to Gracenote) across CDs for audio books. Amiright? Ladies? Hello?

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@cliftonite No, but “Mark McGwire” feels like one.

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@JasonLastname As long as the dishes get done, or the whole house gets packed into a tiny bag.

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We’re here for RSL!

I promise I’m done with sporting-events tweets for the week. yfrog.com/mod90skj

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The sadness of parents who care WAY too much about little kids sports.

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@azizansari While in Salt Lake, you should come have tacos at my house. Seriously.

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@stevealfandre But the real question is: “In a fight between a bullet and wizard, who would win?” Hmmm…

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@grahamwetzler @quitshow @5by5 A clear example of timezone discrimination. (I thought the same thing)

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@pixelworkers Any idea on sizes available? Some of us have… larger than average-sized hat needs.

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@Blazeorange Junky popcorn is the perfect food for that.

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