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October 2017

My kids had such a good time last night watching me carve their pumpkins.

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@MenInBlazers Couldn’t have made our back line any worse.

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David S. Pumpkins - our only hope.

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An incredible game… but it still stinks to lose.

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@rebbford @PatrickRothfuss @PAXAus If that thing isn’t lined with a bunch of tiny pockets, I feel like it doesn’t count. ;)

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At no point in my life have I thought, “A unicycle would make this easier.”

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@gruber I’d pay a lot more than that… but we know Vin’s too classy to play yo-yo with his decision.

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@willie I’m just waiting for you to retweet this…

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@MenInBlazers Post-match image of Liverpool’s water-tight defense..apic.twitter.com/fVYvcSJJ9U9U

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@rands While My Guitar Gently Weeps. No contest. Because George. And Prince. And Tom Petty. And it’s stood the test of time.

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There’s a chicken in my front garden. It’s not mine. It also appears to be hunkered down for the time being.

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A Day Begins Excitedly. Let’s do this.

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@manbearcar I found the off-screen hill, but it’s mainly good just to know it’s possible. Thanks! (Great game!)

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@manbearcar There’s got to be a way… but I can’t figure this one outpic.twitter.com/sFkOelhfFWhfFW

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@AngeBassa Thank goodness they learn to fly by instruments, instead of trusting computers (initially)! Helps them s..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…cp

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@SuperSuavesky @BrandSanderson And nobody has allergies either. Talk about being “storm blessed”… that’d be something!

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@SuperSuavesky @BrandSanderson Same… but I thought they’d have noses. I guess I never paid that close of attention to their descriptions.

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Over a year of work. 868kb of disk space. Being a nerd is so gratifying.

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Any day is a good day to listen to Weezer’s blue album.

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@maureenjohnson I trimmed this rhubarb the other day in preparation for winter. The not-to-be-named strawberry plan..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…UW

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@FacesPics “Wait… they let you ride on the INSIDE?! But they told me…”

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@DodgerInsider @Dodgers We can only hope. The Diamondbacks have had our number this year.

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