I introduce doubt into your business. #badlyexplainyourjob
I almost tweeted about something political. Close call.
@darth Independent of “salad”, I hope you’ve tried lime juice on honeydew. It’s delicious tbh I am serious
@stevekovach @darth Gets the fries, but goes bottled instead of fountain? Figures.
For when you own plot 1 and 3, but not 2. twitter.com/CNN/status/845…
@Mathewh in the style of “Why do teenage girls always walk around in groups of odd numbers?”
@rands Anyone who doesn’t understand the reference is doing _so_ much better than I.
But hey, it’s your choice. I’m just discouraging you from doing it.
In case you’re contemplating it, allow me to discourage you from placing that new tattoo on your face.
@rands It would still take nearly four years for the product to ship…
@beep “THAT’S A JOKE, BOY. I SAY A JOKE!” - Twitterhorn Foghorn
@darth That’s me jumping into another box, totally oblivious to what’s in store. It’s just the personal space tbh
The boot is my favorite piece. Good thing I don’t have to buy the game again. twitter.com/APEastRegion/s…
@AndyCole84 Kudos for the matching number of ‘hi’
Walk into work today with a homemade apple pie like… pic.twitter.com/cJ83H26ski
@PatrickRothfuss Maybe those east of you?
@lauraolin
Oodie-boodie
Booder-chow
Chow face
Pepperoncini
@stevenf On second thought..twitter.com/jbarro/status/…8T
The loneliest shuttlecock. pic.twitter.com/QOoK257N7T
@dayoneapp Is there a way to adjust the formatting of the rendered markdown? (line height, indentation, margins, etc) Even if it’s xml…
@shauninman cc, you. Worth a look through their other tweets. twitter.com/ktwfc/status/8…
@rands I think you now want to know if there will also be more Daft Punk as well.
@microbezoo It was a “Why do you keep calling me, then backing away from me? I just want a belly scratch…” look. (answer: for a photo)
@PipNAndy They’ll suck you in every time. :)
@ilovaussiesheps @darth I know! Suck you in _every_ time.
@darth She sooooooo wants a belly scratch, it’s ridiculous.
Just saw a woman get out of her motorized shopping cart and take off her oxygen tubes, in order to put condiments on her hotdog. #murica