Interesting fact: the namer of the watermelon had no tastebuds.
Along with wishing for more wishes, I’m pretty sure another disallowed wish would be wishing for all arrays to start at 1.
@cliftonlabrum Like PEBCAK, but for iPhones.
@cliftonlabrum Meh. Touch ID works for me 99%+ of the time. PEBCAi?
@cliftonlabrum Some shrinking will happen. Despite being initially thin, they never feel like they get any thinner.
@cliftonlabrum Thoughts on fit/quality?
Just met @gilbertglee, randomly, at the happiest place in Utah. What a treat.
@shauninman Perfect bedroom art for your not-too-distant family addition? dkngstudios.com/store/press-st…
@cabel Seems like this would be up your alley dkngstudios.com/store/xbox-30-… (and the blog post: dkngstudios.com/blog/2015/8/13…)
@PatrickRothfuss “You can’t just say it.”
“I didn’t say it, I declared it.”
Remember 3x5 cards?
@PatrickRothfuss I think what’s different is what’s _on_ their heads, amiright? See what I did there?
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I’ll show myself out.
@strudefiles I always thought you smelled like onions.
To all who still refuse to bow down to the tyranny of deodorant, we salute you. Wait. No. Scratch that. Reverse it. Actually, don’t scratch.
@PatrickRothfuss We had _the talk_ tonight with a couple of our kids. Totally propagated the “myth” of man-mothers.
@chockenberry Ditto for yours. ;)
@PatrickRothfuss How do you feel about bears and Battlestar Galactica?
I’m disappointed that my @tweetbot mutes don’t work for in-person conversations.
@waxpancake Now you know the/your word is legit. twitter.com/ConanOBrien/st…
I just bought a season pass to @gaffiganshow on iTunes. It’s perfect TV. Well done, @JimGaffigan and @jeanniegaffigan.
Seriously, if you opened a chest, and there was a piece of a heart inside, I doubt you’d be very happy about that.
Really productive Saturday. Done for the year.