The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

September 2017

@utahpadre @MrGroethe We’ll take whatever we can get to reclaim our confidence after our losing streak(s). This vis..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…fT

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@MenInBlazers I’ve never been this anxious for a commercial break to _begin_.

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In the movie Big, I wonder how long it took them to realize he wasn’t going back to that condo with the trampoline.

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Head, Shoulders - 2
Knees, Toes - 4
Eyes, Ears, Mouth, Nose - 1

… Sure seems like the agent for Knees and Toes landed them an iconic gig.

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@TrumpsTies “Royalty is fine, but we’re not okay with bums.”
“Agreed”

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Only the freshest and most-relevant jokes here, folks.

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“You know that rather unimpressive dish of ground beef, ketchup, veggies, spices, and bread? I’m going to name my music group after that.”

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@Mikel_Jollett @willie Crazy.

Unrelated: I’m so glad that reggaeton beat just keep thumping along…

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The apps I’m most reluctant to admit are a loss..pic.twitter.com/juRZiBYVCLCL

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@cliftonlabrum “But we have Google+!”
*barf sounds by everyone else*

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Lycos Yahoo Jeeves Bing DuckDuckGo don’t at me I am serious

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OH: “I did a Google search…”

Unless that conversation is about specific search engines, does it matter where/how you searched?

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@darth i am a bit disappointed there is not a picture of Nessy wearing the ring cmon darth you know you can do this i believe in you

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@johndilworth I can only imagine during this fire that it’s ultra important. 3rd party clients do this wonderfully,..twitter.com/i/web/status/9…Jz

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@bruthafish @utahpadre But does @utahpadre’s wife finally know about the collection?

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