The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

May 2011

I’m already sick of the term “double-tap” when referencing (non-iOS) things that need to be taken care of.

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C’mon Dodgers. Pull your heads out.

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@LeighAnne_TNU As we watched it, my exact thoughts were, “Who cares?” I’m totally uninterested in who wins.

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Fact: people really dislike being accused of cheating, whether or not they really are.

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@willie @amazonmp3 I bought Born This Way and only got 7 songs initially. By viewing the full song list, the others are just waiting to d/l.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to willie

Seeming like the rapture is a rupture. All those not surprised by this get to go to sleep tonight.

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Pretty sure I just got raptured. Wait, no. I meant grazed by a stranger at the airport.

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I’m at JAX Jacksonville Airport in Jacksonville, FL http://gowal.la/c/4goMn

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Starting my 10 hour journey back home.

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Yo Hala on the Square, FTW @ Metro Diner http://gowal.la/p/eATi

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Drove to the eastern end of I-10 this morning. The Californian in me is freaking out.

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It’s weird to be up so early compared to the rest of the US. I’m already looking forward to returning to the west.

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@DavidStensrud Did my brother convince you to listen to it? He’s totally in love with Mumford & Sons.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to DavidStensrud

@cliftonite Nice try. Your mom didn’t know about it either. Big jerk face dummy head mom goes to college meanie.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to cliftonlabrum

Am I the only one who didn’t know you could (left) click (and hold) on a running application in the dock and it’ll go all Exposé on you?

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Daughter’s soccer game canceled for the 3rd time in 5 possible games (plus a bye in there as well). Glad I’m paying for this.

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Sorry about the lame gowalla tweets. I’ll return you to your regularly scheduled tweeting.

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I’m at Thai Basil in Riverton, UT http://gowal.la/c/4dzf3

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Hunting for a new glider. @ USA Baby http://gowal.la/c/4dykA

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Made a really lame (and potentially offensive to non-golfers) golf joke.

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@gruber Maybe Jobs dislikes people with handicaps.

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@FieldNotesBrand Thrilled about the new workstation calendar. FN-13 is nice, but just a touch too small.

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@willie I completely agree. That’s also why I generally won’t shake or handle wrapped gifts until it’s time to open them.

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to willie

@willie Part of me is pleased, since I was the same way. Unfortunately I now see how frustrating it can be. Let the obfuscation games begin.

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Both saddened and proud to see that my youngest is a skilled gift guesser.

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No answer at the cell phone or home phone for my mother and both grandmothers. Do I still get credit for calling?

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Fact: it’s possible to accidentally step on your own finger. Or uh, or so I’ve heard.

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Remember Stuffit Expander?

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@shauninman Asthmathlete (levels) took me 5-10 minutes.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to shauninman

After years of using an iPhone, I still wish it had more easily accessible ringtone profiles (Outdoor/Loud, Quiet, Vibrate Only, Silent)

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@cliftonite I agree that the stories could be told in a much better way these days, but I just don’t see it happening.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to cliftonlabrum

@cliftonite But the film is a completed work. Has Disney EVER redone an animated film (apart from Fantasia, which is different).

via Twitter for Mac in reply to cliftonlabrum

@cliftonite I’ve seen it too many times. It sucks for today’s standards, but it is what it is. For when it was made it’s an incredible film.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to cliftonlabrum

@cliftonite The next time you actually go to your in-state, non-home office, I’ll be happy to beat you like I did everybody else I played.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to cliftonlabrum

Just got my less-than-stellar forehand exploited in our company’s ping pong tournament. Eliminated (by last year’s champion).

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My iPhone Location Data from 6/2010 to 4/2011 http://flic.kr/p/9EbpHW

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