The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

June 2015

“Inside Out” is fantastic.

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No coworkers coming to work today. This is either the perfect day to be here, or the perfect day to work from home.

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@mikeBithell @SeargeDP Is the other 10% due to “=” vs “==”?

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@FatimusMcGee “We noticed you were too satisfied at work. This adjustment will compensate for that.”

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@cottonbureau I think you got my email address wrong!! ;)

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My super power is to get the time/status/reception bar on iOS to inexplicably disappear while using @tweetbot. Pretty special, I know.

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PSA: People still randomly leave their gum on sidewalks.

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@Mathewh A sun-sensitive vampire, rally-style racing game, always headed west?

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@willie Ditto. Seems amplified since the recent upgrade to v2 (?) on the desktop.

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Everything I know about the NHL playoffs this year, I owe to @Coudal.

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@FatimusMcGee If it happened to pass through a shower of eleven herbs and spices pre-sacrifice, I’m sure that wouldn’t hurt.

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@FatimusMcGee Would eating that chicken count as eating out?

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@chockenberry THEY’RE TALKING ABOUT AN EL ARE THEY IN FREZNO QUESTION MARK

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I’m waiting for one of these click-bait headlines to have “YOUR HEAD A SPLODE”. I’d open it out of respect for the writer.

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@shauninman @jenseninman So very cool. Congratulations! Kids are mind-bogglingly life-changing.

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