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April 2016

@mtrc Pretty sure they’re called Goalers not Goalies. Just sayin’.

//cc @danthat

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@willie Gotta beat the crowds.

(Though my real pun is “too big to hail?”)

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@beep It appears I’ve been blocked (?).
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@paulmayne Maybe time for a third-party client again?

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@RazorWorldwide Maybe consider disabling the sound on your auto-playing videos on your site? (or having them not auto-play?) Major turn-off.

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@codinghorror Fair enough. *tries to look inconspicuous*

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@ValdisKrebs Good on you for being one of those — Now to convince@codinghorrorr to do it too… ;)

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@PatrickRothfuss most important: fights with Ambrose, Skarpi, Trebon, modern day mental blocks, relationships with D and Bast

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@PatrickRothfuss my favorites: learning from Abe, time in Tarbean, fights with Ambrose, drugged draccus

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@MenInBlazers 4 things - “1… 2… C… but most of all…”

Such suboptimal listings.

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Regardless of this weird relationship, poison rears, floating objects, fleeting talents, misguided pipe usage, and more, I love the games.

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We see the Princess with Bowser more than with Mario. Maybe the story has been flipped, and we didn’t know it? (my head asplode!)

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Bowser is just looking for getaways with the princess, but not to keep her permanently. Maybe Princess is okay with this, but just acting?

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fire-wielding talents, and other skills… but in exchange grants koopas a poison derriere? Seems like he just likes playing hard to get.

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Bowser was plotting this adventure, but decided to give Mario some assistance in the form of coins, growth-inducing fungus…

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What does the job posting look like for the coins-for-life exchanger?

Required skills:
Ability to count to 100
Must be able to make change

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Plus, why keep your surplus coins out for anybody to claim? Plus, why store them in well-marked locations [ ? ] ?

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(Apart from wielding that skill on tubes, blocks, and plant-bearing tube/pipes)

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Why is somebody leaving coins floating mid-air? If you had the ability to make things float like that, isn’t there a better application?

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Who in their right mind would see a gigantic, toothy, (possible fire-breathing) plant recede into a tube, then decide to enter said tube?

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Also, Super Mario World spread the misinformation that large, shell-bound creatures can safely be removed from (and reintroduced to) shells.

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Maybe any shell-based creature that is your height (or half it - depending on your fungus consumption) _can_ hurt you just by touch.

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How is it that the back of a koopa hurts Mario? Rear-protruding spikes on a tail or feet? It looks like all shell…

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@willie But everybody knows “media access control” should be abbreviated that way. ;)

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I feel like a rebel with this Totoro review: gorgeous, weird, a bit boring. 6/10.

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@MLB Really. You guys are killing me. Both Arizona, and Colorado are “in market” for Salt Lake City? C’mon.

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To the person(s) who opted to graffiti my local park: not cool.

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@Coudal Well, that’s all right…

by me.

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@willie Which is why I find myself in @bbedit so much. Half the battle is learning the IDE. Just give me the code.

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Super Mario World Skull Platform Lava Sprites longboredsurfer.com/blog/super-mar… - Because somebody needed to do it.

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@cliftonlabrum Their actual tweet and communication is far better than that. twitter.com/NWS/status/719…

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@MLB What are the chances of getting Salt Lake City to be in no market whatsoever? These blackouts on @Dodgers games are frustrating.

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True story: I called a complete stranger today to try to hear his story of entering a livestock competition in 1952. He hung up on me.

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Blue raspberry flavor, without turning your mouth blue. This has to exist.

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@cabel One of those on the left looks ripe. Pick it!

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At this point, my books have exceeded the available bookshelves… and some are occupying bins/boxes. twitter.com/rands/status/7…

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@spurs Every time he comes to town, I wear my favorite @manuginobili shirt. Great game tonight. pic.twitter.com/eDLHFNmJWY

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@gruber With Kershaw still in Dodger blue and not pinstripes. All is indeed right. ;)

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Nothing says business casual like a @Dodgers hat.

(My coworkers think I’ve lost my mind, probably.)

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