@Blazeorange @joenobk picks the topic.
Just melted someone’s brain. Anybody else want to go from no knowledge of a topic to… well… I guess, apparent confusion?
@simplebits I do too. I still think it’s one of the best ways to show an artist you like their music (insert skepticism here about earnings)
@joenobk They clearly haven’t looked at a calendar (and Timmy seems to have forgotten his age). Personally, I hope they aren’t reminded.
@willie Marshmallows? (j/k. seriously though: no clue, apart from being a consummate example of the principle. good luck.)
Seriously though, if you have an iOS device, you should give Trainyard a try. Just $2. It’s perfect. l.lbs.im/z (App Store Link)
Don’t tell my wife what time this picture was taken. Also, don’t play Trainyard unless you like awesome games. twitpic.com/9qj6cp
@shauninman You already infected at least one other person with your prior tweets about Trainyard. I shake my fist in your direction.
@cliftonite When I migrated hosts, I missed a couple hard-coded paths in Birdfeeder and Lessn that made my @haveamint stats not track…
Just fixed an eight-month-old issue with my site, by modifying one line of code if four files. Can’t believe I waited this long.
I’m so smooth at getting out of undesirable conversations that I threw down a “I think I hear my mom calling me” today at work.
If you do any amount of web work on a Mac, I’m not sure why you haven’t bought @panic’s Coda 2 yet. l.lbs.im/y (App Store link)
@michaelianblack (insert typical European-type comment about how dumb or self-centered Americans are). Silly Europeans. (not Europe Ian)
“Focaccia” sounds like a dirty word.
@Mathewh Street Fighter (II Turbo, if we’re being specific). Yoga, yoga, yoga, yoga FLAME! (though we all hated Dhalsim, let’s be honest)
@readability Good to know. Just leave it in reach of wifi, and you’re safe - otherwise you pay.
I acknowledge that Pete Rose was an incredible player. I also acknowledge that no other players have bet on baseball (or have been caught).
@readability Why can’t we email a Readlist to a free.kindle.com address, and only the for-pay kindle.com address?
@chockenberry I GOT YER REDACTACAT RIGHT HERE IF YOU NO WHAT I MEAN WINK WINK
No joke: I just put a piece of popcorn on top of a spoon of Cap’n Crunch. It was delicious. #SweetAndSaltyFTW
What happens when a tech writer becomes the center of a significant tech story? Is this Inception, or just podcastual tension?
I think all vegans secretly discovered we found unicorns super delicious, ate them into extinction, and swore off meat as a way to repent.
cliftonlabrum I’m pretty sure Hitler is still alive, and he’s the one hoarding all the unused domain names on GoDaddy.
@Blazeorange It’s mainly that your smile isn’t popping out of your mouth/face like hers.
@Blazeorange You’re not smiling enough at your food while you make it.
Pretty sure this is the time of year when Christmas music should be on sale. Not that I want to listen to it. Just sayin’.
@jmwolfinbarger @willie Old codger.
Crustless/Borderless Pop-Tarts. Make it reality, people.
@danielpunkass “They’ll do it when they feel like it and no amount of encouragement is going to change that” is still available…
@danielpunkass YOUR PROBABLY SOME CRAZY PERSON LIKE A MAYOR OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT DON’T YOU KNOW CODING IS NOT FOR EVERYONE #chocklockstyle
@Blazeorange <insert joke here about foot-longs, and TWSS />
@Blazeorange And when did you decide to go to a Dodger game and not invite me? Jerk face head.
@cliftonite #ImNotGoingToGoAllJavascriptVariableStyleInMyTagsAndMakeTheFirstWordLowercaseAndTheRestCamelCaseBecauseThatsJustABitMuchForMeNow
I LIKE TO TALK LOUDLY IN MEETINGS. #NotReallyButILikeToTalkAtAnAppropriateVolumeAndImCamelCasingReallyLongHashTagsBecauseSomeWhinerToldMeTo
@rands Quarter pounder with douche
@cliftonite yourmomcamelcaseshashtags is a joke I made on twitter
I’m picky about grapes. #trulynopunintendedbutthatskindoffunnyandthisisarunonsentence
@therobfoster While my Guitar Gently Weeps
Telling me that you’ve done my type of work before, and that you know how ___<adj/>___ it is doesn’t help. You’re still being condescending.
I hate back-dated data.
@cliftonite Still haven’t changed my 2-bladed Gillette razor for months. #leatherfacesunite
C: “Dad, I just Bruted!”
Me: “You what?”
C: “I just burped and tooted at the same time!”
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Me: “Nice, kid.”
Re: that @butterflyb YouTube Playlist: my favorites are 10, 2, 4, and 5. In that order.
FYI, @butterflyb performs her entire album, live on a handy YouTube playlist: youtube.com/playlist?list=… <Insert swoon here/>
@willie @manton There’s an unofficial iOS version of Dominion that can give you a decent taste of the game.
@manton Dominion is pretty fun. Also some of the expansion sets for Ticket to Ride, like 1910 or Big Cities.
@cliftonite THANK YOU SIR, THAT’LL BE SEVERAL HUNDRED DOLLARS FOR THAT FAIRLY INSUBSTANTIAL NEW FEATURE SET!! #iheartpayingforcsupgrades
@rands When you say, “I don’t have time,” I hear, “I’m not willing to acknowledge that this isn’t a priority for me.”
About to enter the belly of the beast. #obscuresportsrelatedtweetyoucanignoreifyoudontunderstand
@rands also “It’s not what you say, but how you don’t say it.”
@willie Coke-o Puffs
“Stylist” practically gave me a high and tight. Semper never-looks-good-on-me.
Under a blanket in plain sight. #playinghideandseekwithmykids
Under the stairs in the basement. Needs vacuuming. #playinghideandseekwithmykids
In the pantry. I’m not a little person. #playinghideandseekwithmykids
Fully clothed in the shower. #playinghideandseekwithmykids