The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

May 2012

Just melted someone’s brain. Anybody else want to go from no knowledge of a topic to… well… I guess, apparent confusion?

via Twitter for Mac

@simplebits I do too. I still think it’s one of the best ways to show an artist you like their music (insert skepticism here about earnings)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to simplebits

@joenobk They clearly haven’t looked at a calendar (and Timmy seems to have forgotten his age). Personally, I hope they aren’t reminded.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to joenobk

@willie Marshmallows? (j/k. seriously though: no clue, apart from being a consummate example of the principle. good luck.)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to willie

Seriously though, if you have an iOS device, you should give Trainyard a try. Just $2. It’s perfect. l.lbs.im/z (App Store Link)

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Don’t tell my wife what time this picture was taken. Also, don’t play Trainyard unless you like awesome games. twitpic.com/9qj6cp

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@shauninman You already infected at least one other person with your prior tweets about Trainyard. I shake my fist in your direction.

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to shauninman

@cliftonite When I migrated hosts, I missed a couple hard-coded paths in Birdfeeder and Lessn that made my @haveamint stats not track…

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to cliftonlabrum

Just fixed an eight-month-old issue with my site, by modifying one line of code if four files. Can’t believe I waited this long.

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I’m so smooth at getting out of undesirable conversations that I threw down a “I think I hear my mom calling me” today at work.

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If you do any amount of web work on a Mac, I’m not sure why you haven’t bought @panic’s Coda 2 yet. l.lbs.im/y (App Store link)

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@michaelianblack (insert typical European-type comment about how dumb or self-centered Americans are). Silly Europeans. (not Europe Ian)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to michaelianblack

“Focaccia” sounds like a dirty word.

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@Mathewh Street Fighter (II Turbo, if we’re being specific). Yoga, yoga, yoga, yoga FLAME! (though we all hated Dhalsim, let’s be honest)

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Mathewh

@readability Good to know. Just leave it in reach of wifi, and you’re safe - otherwise you pay.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to readability

I acknowledge that Pete Rose was an incredible player. I also acknowledge that no other players have bet on baseball (or have been caught).

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@readability Why can’t we email a Readlist to a free.kindle.com address, and only the for-pay kindle.com address?

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@chockenberry I GOT YER REDACTACAT RIGHT HERE IF YOU NO WHAT I MEAN WINK WINK

via Twitter for Mac in reply to chockenberry

No joke: I just put a piece of popcorn on top of a spoon of Cap’n Crunch. It was delicious.

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What happens when a tech writer becomes the center of a significant tech story? Is this Inception, or just podcastual tension?

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I think all vegans secretly discovered we found unicorns super delicious, ate them into extinction, and swore off meat as a way to repent.

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cliftonlabrum I’m pretty sure Hitler is still alive, and he’s the one hoarding all the unused domain names on GoDaddy.

via Twitterrific for Mac (retweeted on 10:22 AM, May 18th, 2012 via Twitter for Mac)

@Blazeorange It’s mainly that your smile isn’t popping out of your mouth/face like hers.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Blazeorange

@Blazeorange You’re not smiling enough at your food while you make it.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Blazeorange

Pretty sure this is the time of year when Christmas music should be on sale. Not that I want to listen to it. Just sayin’.

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Crustless/Borderless Pop-Tarts. Make it reality, people.

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@danielpunkass “They’ll do it when they feel like it and no amount of encouragement is going to change that” is still available…

via Twitter for Mac in reply to danielpunkass

@danielpunkass YOUR PROBABLY SOME CRAZY PERSON LIKE A MAYOR OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT DON’T YOU KNOW CODING IS NOT FOR EVERYONE

via Twitter for Mac in reply to danielpunkass

@Blazeorange <insert joke here about foot-longs, and TWSS />

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Blazeorange

@Blazeorange And when did you decide to go to a Dodger game and not invite me? Jerk face head.

via Twitter for Mac in reply to Blazeorange

@cliftonite yourmomcamelcaseshashtags is a joke I made on twitter

via Twitter for Mac in reply to cliftonlabrum

Telling me that you’ve done my type of work before, and that you know how ___<adj/>___ it is doesn’t help. You’re still being condescending.

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I hate back-dated data.

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@cliftonite Still haven’t changed my 2-bladed Gillette razor for months.

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to cliftonlabrum

C: “Dad, I just Bruted!”
Me: “You what?”
C: “I just burped and tooted at the same time!”
<beat />
Me: “Nice, kid.”

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Re: that @butterflyb YouTube Playlist: my favorites are 10, 2, 4, and 5. In that order.

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FYI, @butterflyb performs her entire album, live on a handy YouTube playlist: youtube.com/playlist?list=… <Insert swoon here/>

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@willie @manton There’s an unofficial iOS version of Dominion that can give you a decent taste of the game.

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to willie

@manton Dominion is pretty fun. Also some of the expansion sets for Ticket to Ride, like 1910 or Big Cities.

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to manton

@cliftonite THANK YOU SIR, THAT’LL BE SEVERAL HUNDRED DOLLARS FOR THAT FAIRLY INSUBSTANTIAL NEW FEATURE SET!!

via Twitter for Mac in reply to cliftonlabrum

@rands When you say, “I don’t have time,” I hear, “I’m not willing to acknowledge that this isn’t a priority for me.”

via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to rands

@rands also “It’s not what you say, but how you don’t say it.”

via Twitter for Mac in reply to rands

“Stylist” practically gave me a high and tight. Semper never-looks-good-on-me.

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Under the stairs in the basement. Needs vacuuming.

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In the pantry. I’m not a little person.

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