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September 2014

Woke up a few minutes before my new alarm time. I don’t know if I’ve arrived or succumbed.

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That’s right. I went religious on you there. It’s okay to be both educated and religious. Or nerdy and religious. Or geeky and religious.

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It’s never been easier to follow the prophet (🎶).

/cc @LDSchurch, @MonsonTh flic.kr/p/p7vETS

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@RideUTA Done. I sure hope it finds its owner.

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Just found an iPad on the @RideUTA Frontrunner. Remember to put your contact info with your encased devices, people.

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@cliftonlabrum It takes work. As a consumer, I appreciate the flexible designs for all the ways I browse. A pure fixed width sucks. (2/2)

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@cliftonlabrum LOL. Easy web design. Funny. The point is this: it’s possible to have stellar web design with flexible widths. (1/2)

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@cliftonlabrum Often, but not always? Is that the distinction between a good design and a bad one?

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@cliftonlabrum I’m not sure how RWD doesn’t address your concerns.

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I’m going to need a better winter coat.

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@gilbertglee FYI, your camera/sensor has a speck on it about 1/3 of the way from right, 3/4 of the way down. Easily seen in pics 18 and 19.

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My kingdom for the ability to spell “vacuum” correctly without assistance.

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So glad that 2015 is approaching, since I just got used to typing 2014.

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@pixelworkers That email is taking a while to get to my inbox. Maybe you got my email address wrong? ;)

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@Blazeorange Imagine me raising an @LFC scarf and singing really really loudly.

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I don’t know what to do with the same time I try to get a new one is the best thing ever is when you have to be a good day.

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@paulmayne That’s “brinner” at our house.

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Hey Microsoft, don’t mess this up.

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jonathanellis The amazing story of the 9/11 photo that found its owner this week - the people are all alive. mashable.com/2014/09/14/the… pic.twitter.com/QilDCTNhOz

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@cliftonlabrum So cool. Congratulations! You must be so proud. It can be laborious for the spouse, but I always love having a new whiteboard

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@willie Looks like you mashed together the “I” and @stevenf’s name…

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ProfKeefe Every year on #911 I post this photo hoping 2 return 2 owner. Found at in 2001. Pls RT pic.twitter.com/mZ9LdQqE7x

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@jw I’d prefer a European carry-all.

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@willie Sounds like the rival band of “Excessively Labeled Data Points”

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The amount of complaining over Apple giving away U2’s album is astounding.

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Sometimes when I say I’ve read a book, what I mean is I’ve listened to the audiobook of it. Deal with it.

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If you think a musician’s best work was 20+ years ago, but they’ve continued to create chart-topping music, you might be stuck in the past.

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@FiveThirtyEight I’m glad to know the Northeast doesn’t truly compare to the power of the West in burritos.

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Let’s call it Manituba instead.

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@MenInBlazers Draw a picture of one of her spirit animals - a counting crow.

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An over-the-air music enthusiast helps a football team.

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A nanny and her charges hide from Nazis.

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Friends decide to go camping in storage units.

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A top stops spinning, or potentially doesn’t.

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A priest decides to wear sweatpants while taking an interest in pre-arranged fights.

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A priest bequeaths his friend a treasure map.

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Walmart continues its present day path and renames itself “Buy N Large”

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An astronaut acknowledges his relevance, and lack thereof.

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A town becomes unseasonably ensconced in snow and ice.

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A boy is read a book by his grandfather.

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An orphan becomes obsessed with bats.

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A piece of hand jewelry has undesired side-effects.

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A rodent pulls a young man’s hair.

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@jolasu47 A civil war hero pantomimes to recent acquaintances.

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Recently acquainted sword fighters reveal their mutual non-lefthandedness.

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A man with six fingers on one hand is sought by someone going through an identity crisis.

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A socially awkward red-headed teenager dances to Jamiroquai.

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Kevin Costner shows his butt to a wolf.

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A teenager does not attend school one day.

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@PegsSquare @BadRealtyPhotos South-facing window makes the quarters clearly ideal for both flashers and streakers.

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@willie I’d pay to be there for that.

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