Woke up a few minutes before my new alarm time. I don’t know if I’ve arrived or succumbed.
That’s right. I went religious on you there. It’s okay to be both educated and religious. Or nerdy and religious. Or geeky and religious.
It’s never been easier to follow the prophet (🎶).
/cc @LDSchurch, @MonsonTh flic.kr/p/p7vETS
@RideUTA Done. I sure hope it finds its owner.
Just found an iPad on the @RideUTA Frontrunner. Remember to put your contact info with your encased devices, people.
@cliftonlabrum It takes work. As a consumer, I appreciate the flexible designs for all the ways I browse. A pure fixed width sucks. (2/2)
@cliftonlabrum LOL. Easy web design. Funny. The point is this: it’s possible to have stellar web design with flexible widths. (1/2)
@cliftonlabrum Often, but not always? Is that the distinction between a good design and a bad one?
@cliftonlabrum I’m not sure how RWD doesn’t address your concerns.
I’m going to need a better winter coat. #intentionallyvaguetweet
@gilbertglee FYI, your camera/sensor has a speck on it about 1/3 of the way from right, 3/4 of the way down. Easily seen in pics 18 and 19.
My kingdom for the ability to spell “vacuum” correctly without assistance.
So glad that 2015 is approaching, since I just got used to typing 2014.
@pixelworkers That email is taking a while to get to my inbox. Maybe you got my email address wrong? ;)
@Blazeorange Imagine me raising an @LFC scarf and singing really really loudly. #YNWA
I don’t know what to do with the same time I try to get a new one is the best thing ever is when you have to be a good day. #quicktype
@paulmayne That’s “brinner” at our house.
Hey Microsoft, don’t mess this up.
jonathanellis The amazing story of the 9/11 photo that found its owner this week - the people are all alive. mashable.com/2014/09/14/the… pic.twitter.com/QilDCTNhOz
@cliftonlabrum So cool. Congratulations! You must be so proud. It can be laborious for the spouse, but I always love having a new whiteboard
ProfKeefe Every year on #911 I post this photo hoping 2 return 2 owner. Found at #groundzero #WTC in 2001. Pls RT pic.twitter.com/mZ9LdQqE7x
@jw I’d prefer a European carry-all.
@willie Sounds like the rival band of “Excessively Labeled Data Points”
The amount of complaining over Apple giving away U2’s album is astounding.
@cliftonlabrum I’m sorry you still hate iOS 7. #gradients4life
Sometimes when I say I’ve read a book, what I mean is I’ve listened to the audiobook of it. Deal with it.
If you think a musician’s best work was 20+ years ago, but they’ve continued to create chart-topping music, you might be stuck in the past.
@FiveThirtyEight I’m glad to know the Northeast doesn’t truly compare to the power of the West in burritos.
Let’s call it Manituba instead.
@MenInBlazers Draw a picture of one of her spirit animals - a counting crow.
An over-the-air music enthusiast helps a football team. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
A nanny and her charges hide from Nazis. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
People ride in a bus. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
Friends decide to go camping in storage units. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
A top stops spinning, or potentially doesn’t. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
Flying buddies sadly part ways. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
A priest decides to wear sweatpants while taking an interest in pre-arranged fights. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
A priest bequeaths his friend a treasure map. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
Walmart continues its present day path and renames itself “Buy N Large” #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
An astronaut acknowledges his relevance, and lack thereof. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
A town becomes unseasonably ensconced in snow and ice. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
A deer is orphaned. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
AOL’s longest commercial. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
A boy is read a book by his grandfather. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
An orphan becomes obsessed with bats. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
A piece of hand jewelry has undesired side-effects. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
A rodent pulls a young man’s hair. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
@jolasu47 A civil war hero pantomimes to recent acquaintances. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
Recently acquainted sword fighters reveal their mutual non-lefthandedness. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
A man with six fingers on one hand is sought by someone going through an identity crisis. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
A socially awkward red-headed teenager dances to Jamiroquai. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
Kevin Costner shows his butt to a wolf. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
Twin brothers lead one life. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
Calvin Klein kisses his mother. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
A teenager does not attend school one day. #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
@PegsSquare @BadRealtyPhotos South-facing window makes the quarters clearly ideal for both flashers and streakers.
I should probably quit now. /cc @dongatory flic.kr/p/p4hubh
@willie I’d pay to be there for that.