The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

December 2020

To all you parents out there assembling things at this late hour - you’ve got this.

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@TrumpsTies Why didn’t you photoshop his hair this time?

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I’ve been following @MekaSkull for a while, watching the development, and I’m pretty excited about this. twitter.com/YachtClubGames…

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I’m not sure spammers really understand how infrequently emojis are included in non-spam email subjects.

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Somebody asked if I could hear them on a video conference call, and I nodded so vigorously, I woke myself up at 3 AM.

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