Immensely pleased that @amazonmp3 now shows all prior purchases. amzn.com/cp
I’m glad that part of Kansas is on Mountain Time, because when I think of Kansas, my first thought is “mountains”.
@cliftonite Alright, that sucks. MY COMPLAINTS AGAINST YOUR COMPLAINTS ARE NULL AND I WITHDRAW INTO THE INTERWEBSPHEREOSCOPE
@cliftonite So, if you click “Export to iDVD” does it just bomb, or does it actually generate a file?
@cliftonite You can save as PDF, but you can’t edit the PDF. WHAT A RIP OFF!! Your iDVD complaints are null.
@stevealfandre Twitter is only awful for sports if you record stuff. Live sports and real time twitter = pretty cool.
To Rachel at Card Holder Services who always calls my cell phone from a different number and is obviously a recording for a scam: I hate you
OH last night: “Gimme one of them cinnanim rolls.”
Me, thinking: “I’m pretty sure he means a homonym roll.”
@Mathewh For Gmail-based accounts, I love it. No frills, handles multiple accounts with ease. Simple.
The only times we refer to our brain in the plural is when someone has a lot of them (i.e. smart), or if we’re zombies.
@cliftonite Shallow, meaningless closures are just that. I don’t even bother with them anymore. I just put my name, if even that.
@cliftonite No, of course not. People also don’t like being told, “Hey, you look like crap. Not just today, but pretty much always.”
Fact: people don’t really like being told “It’s okay you forgot my birthday, since I don’t really care about you either.”
@markweaver Well, you see… the artist has created a juxtaposition of the original materials to communicate that they’ve run out of ideas.
@cliftonite It’s not me, but the hardware. I’ve received messages from them about the progress. It’s just… slow in returning.
My @DreamHost site has now been down for two days. Pondering other hosting options at this point, though it’s such a hassle to change.
@cliftonite Looks lame. Just sayin’.
@willie Shared. Bad hardware, which they’re replacing. I keep thinking I should try a VPS again, but last time was unimpressive.
My @DreamHost site has been down for over a day. I guess you get what you pay for. Or in this case, not even that.
@willie Pretty sure I’ve been at companies that still practice that same approach to meetings and promotions.
It’s totally an unfair trade, but we really just like that part of Canada. Vancouver, too.
Hey Canada, you can have the Northwest Angle, and we get everything south of the 45th parallel. Deal? We’ll throw in Point Roberts, too.
@JimGaffigan You mean, “What’s the difference between a Burger King and a boatless shelter?”
@stevealfandre What a shame. I live in SL County, and although the football game may be dead, the rivalry never will be.
@cabel @waxpancake Now lets count down the seconds/minutes until Andy gets another Twitter account to scan for other banned strings…
@cabel Twitzophrenia
@cabel Nope. I wonder if it’s scanning for a certain order AC3.2012.DVDRip
@cabel Just a test for myself: It wouldn’t let me post the full. Nor with “ACiD” taken off. How about: 2012.DVDRip
The total area of all national parks in Alaska (50.8k sq mi) is larger than 19 of the United States, and larger than the smallest 7 combined
@willie I just wish it supported TweetMarker.
My second child learned to ride a bike (sans training wheels) tonight. Super proud.
@justin_halpern Also, “I’d like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn”
Wait, today is MONDAY? @#$%
The oatmeal in an Oatmeal Creme Pie cancels out the “creme”, right?
Having sloppy joes for dinner, or “spoon burgers” if your name is Joe and might be offended by the former.
@dcharrison Nobody going has to be in the military. You just need somebody in the military to BUY them (at a base/fort).
@willie I’ll give you $5 if you do your whole expense report on 12x12 paper. And use a glitter pen.
Cheddar Jalapeño Cheetos count as both a vegetable and a dairy, right? Asking for a friend.
@dcharrison Military discounts at Disneyland are incredible. 3-day park hoppers are $100, and you can spread out the 3 days.
@pixelworkers Suggestion: just print 1 Salt Lake shirt. I’ll buy it. Fine, print 5. I’ll buy ‘em.
@willie It’s up for me…
@butterflyb Hopefully you got one of those new retina screens. They seem super slick.
@BrandSanderson In your blog post, the image links to the audio book of #AMoL, not to The Hollow City. Oops.
cliftonlabrum I’m pleased to announce that my latest creation is now available: pilotpro.com
@bobby When I eat “a apple” I think of Gunther from Dennis the Menace. g.lbs.im/gunther.jpg
@FieldNotesBrand I can’t believe you actually took a picture of a QR code. Jim, I thought you were better than that.
Hey Utahns, @pixelworkers had to start a new poll, but Salt Lake City can still be a possibility. Go vote: bit.ly/KWy62H
Hey fellow Utahns, vote to have @pixelworkers make a SLC shirt here: bit.ly/KWy62H We can totally win this thing.
@pixelworkers Salt Lake City. You shorted us on the Great (Salt) Lake run. Put a beehive or the temple on it. Please?