The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

August 2012

@cliftonite Going over-the-air with our 10 year old TiVo. I’ll probably re-add Netflix later. We just don’t watch enough TV.

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@cliftonite Canceled. Just shaved my monthly bill down to 1/3 of what it was. Beautiful day.

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The @DIRECTV hold chatter is awful. It interrupts itself to say other things in the exact same voice. Like a schizo. (13 min on hold so far)

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@shauninman Speaking of woodblock prints (and video games), I hope you’ve seen kickstarter.com/projects/14991…

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I think it’s more true that his aides are geeks, not that he’s tech-savvy. I doubt he had ever heard of the site before today.

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@mrgan Fair enough, but SF isn’t California. It’s SF. (not Steven Frank). It’s like saying Portland represents OR.

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@mrgan @siracusa It’s not all over the west coast. Maybe it’s just a weird OR thing, since I’ve never seen it in CA.

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@johndilworth That movie must have s(t)unk. </bad puns>

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@gknauss Go Dodgers! (glad you’ve re-joined twitter, btw)

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@gilbertglee Also, lots of other good podcasts from @Grantland33, but @SportsGuy33 hates the Lakers, so that may be a no-go.

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@gilbertglee I doubt you’re even remotely interested in the EPL, but I love @MenInBlazers. @thetalkshow is good, but you already knew that.

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The truth is: family comes first and cancer sucks. I’m still going to wear the wristband I’ve worn for 8+ years.

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@cliftonite I already knew that. What might be weirder is that I could tell you the mental list of people I know like you.

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@lancearmstrong Although I don’t look forward to the fallout, I commend your no-BS stance, and wish you and yours the best.

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Fact: people who dislike coconut are weird.

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Little angers me more than someone wasting my time.

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lorenb Right direction: tent.io/blog/introduci…

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@stevealfandre I’m pretty sure it was the Merriam brothers who were the hold-outs, bitter that Webster had one and they didn’t.

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geoffhack The new Mac OS, bred for its skills in magic. pic.twitter.com/uFRcvIYo

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My oldest child: “Ever notice that ‘Utahns’ sounds like ‘croutons’?”

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@willie …the individual drawers are sturdy. I’m partial to bins with adjustable dividers. In general, I’m a very unconventional sorter.

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@willie The truth is, it all depends on how you want to store things: by color, size, set. That Lego bin’s holder felt flimsy, though…

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@willie It feels flimsy when you actually use it, but don’t get me started on Lego’s. I spend *way* too much money on them.

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@rands You say you’re “not sure what [you’re] going to do with the extra 116 characters.” I hear, “I dislike Twitter.”

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@arzE Or more likely, she’s aware of Palmolive’s grease-cutting qualities, and prefers to be grease-stain free.

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@DavidStensrud This can’t be THAT bad of a mid-life crisis.

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@shauninman Where can I send bugs for Flip’s Escape?

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@Blazeorange So, now that it’s been 11 days, what’s your take on audio books?

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@shauninman Perfect. Thanks. (P.S. I love Flip’s Escape. Very well done, especially for a side-project-turned-full-game.)

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@shauninman Since you mentioned Enjoy, do you have a favorite USB gamepad you’d recommend? (maybe you’ve already answered this question)

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Just set up my Out of Office auto-reply to mimic The Raven.

Ladies.

I’ll show myself out.

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@Mathewh I can’t believe you don’t like getting three emails per day from the same company, with 95% of the deals being inapplicable.

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@FieldNotesBrand See? That wasn’t so hard.
1. You make an awesome product.
2. I give you money in exchange for it
3. ??
4. You’re rich

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Alright @FieldNotesBrand and @Coudal, you’ve been teasing us with this for long enough. Send the email, so I can pay you more money. Please.

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@therobfoster B gets there faster, but A is there longer… and is probably content not saying a thing the whole time, except, “whoa”

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@Blazeorange I’m sure we could get Marty and Andy to start talking sports or politics for you…

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@joenobk @Blazeorange AKA my half-sister, AKA my great aunt

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@Blazeorange Sure. I’m just made it up. Maybe it’s a sister wife’s wife, if they allow that sort of thing… or don’t have Chic-fil-A.

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@Blazeorange I don’t know. It just sounds like something involving polygamy. Maybe I should narrow it down to a Colorado City/Hilldale term.

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“Step-wife” has to be a real thing, right? Or is that just in Utah?

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FYI, @walkthmoonband’s self titled album is great, and just $3 on @amazonmp3 right now: amazon.com/dp/B0088WIJI2

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@willie You should do something like @bobby does with wrongbobby.tumblr.com. Pretty funny.

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@joenobk Are you feeling okay? You’ve posted to Twitter twice in one day. I guess you’re done for the month already, eh?

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@cliftonite T legs look better and are easier to adjust. Over IM tomorrow/later we can talk about the few add-ons I bought with it.

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@cliftonite I have the Galant, and love it. I went with the T legs, and a couple other options as well.

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