@johndilworth Out of Office: Red Chevy Malibu 488 VSR. Thank you for your email. I am out of the office until 9/5/11. In my absence…
@DavidStensrud It sounds like my 4 year old says “doofus” when she says “toothless”.
Painting a bathroom. #worstsaturdayever
Wow. Good luck, Steve. Warm wishes and thanks for making Apple what it is. blogs.wsj.com/digits/2011/08…
@bluthquotes For the same reason you should believe that a hundred dollar bill is no more than a hundred pennies! bukk.it/yaypennies.gif
I have a great idea for HP’s PC business: Compaq.
A “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” sequel would show Cameron getting beat by his dad, Ferris going the way of Kevin Mitnick, and a pregnant Sloane
willie Forget how fast a robot can solve a Rubik’s Cube; show me one that can untangle a Slinky and I will be impressed.
My oldest started first grade today. Feelin’ old. #fb
Still working on a name for her. Open to suggestions.
For the inquiries, we got the dog from the humane society. She’s a 7 month old, black dachshund/lab. Not sure how that’s even possible.
I bought a dog today.
Gambled on meals today. Left my wallet at home. Doubled down by scavenging for lunch. Hope I don’t lose my cookies.
I’m not sure why you haven’t bought The Last Rocket by @shauninman yet. $3. Stop. Flip. Buy. l.lbs.im/w
@gknauss We do have Billingsley on the mound, so this may be a short-lived lead.
@BrandSanderson Are you now going to start posting TWoK annotations?
@cabel I HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY IS AWESOME AND FILLED WITH LOTS OF FIREWORKS AND RELEASES OF CODA TWO POINT OH AND SOME CAKE TOO KTHXBAI
Also, somebody just broke my Black .25mm HI-TEC-C. I admit I prefer the .4 Sapphire Blue better.
I was told today that my position was “out of scope” for an infrastructure review. I’m either doing really well, or doing really poorly.
@beep You get the same functionality when you’re in the middle of taking a ⌘-shift-4 screen shot, too.
Workers are cleaning the windows at my home. Not a euphemism or a metaphor. Yet.
@khoi My father always told me, “If you button the bottom button, it means you don’t have a penis. You choose.”
@FieldNotesBrand It’d be awesome if you had a mini subscription, which just has one three-pack of the quarterly editions.
@cameronmoll Only on shared computers, or when it’s a company-internal system.