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March 2019

@RealTimeWWII He’s going to be wanting those 4 weeks come December…

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@FieldNotesBrand (Really) inconveniently-timed site troubles right now?

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@willie ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Seems like it’d be cool to go, regardless.

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@willie Maybe worth the relatively short drive? twitter.com/Draplin/status…

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Other people shooting spit wads. “They’re all around you - how were you not involved?”
(“Why would I shoot them at..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…x4

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Ygrene [dolphin taking scantron test]

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Other people spirting spit wads. “They’re all around you - how were you not involved?”
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@theferocity @MaryWilsonTV Magical non-metal-detected Li-ion batteries, water weenies full of delicious contraband..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…rn

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@eimantas @willie I’ll second Cryptonomicon. The Bobiverse series is fun and quick. Skyward, Redshirts, and Artemis..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…MP

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@willie Fair points - that’s frustrating.

(And, I’m not familiar with any of those people and their videos. Maybe..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…U1

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@willie I don’t know… that non-physical Esc key on Touch Bar MBPs is pretty high up there.

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Any pie can be personal-size if you try hard enough.

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@VoodooSoup_ @scarytoilet For me it was that, and how they’re all lined up, coming _out_ of the vent (plus, they’re..twitter.com/i/web/status/1…kV

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@SunOfSeldo Thanks, yet again, for helping us (me) through another dark winter!

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@Mathewh If you ever come to Utah to see any of our 5 national parks (which includes Bryce), be sure to speak up.

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@gilbertglee @pluralsight Oh good. That’s heartening. (And I agree on it being a good reminder.)

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@gilbertglee @pluralsight I sincerely hope those aren’t stock images…

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@cabel @VafeR I’m still waiting for others to pronounce “triscuit” like “Jesuit”…

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So… are CEOs the only ones who now have their last name replaced with their employer’s name? I don’t want to mess up.

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I want to meet the guy who thought this would be a good idea.

A: “A cane”
B: “I’m with you…”
A: “with a handle…”twitter.com/i/web/status/1…jdPIj1

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My mother: “Do you have any food requests?”

My grandmother: “Here - read this.” twitter.com/gavinpurcell/s…

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@MachinePix And one of the best/worst attempted comb-overs.

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@MenInBlazers Least-crap thing I’ve learned today (and maybe interesting to other GFOPs). twitter.com/ThingsWork/sta…

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@rands Write custom reports based on the raw data, not the JIRA interface.

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