The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

February 2016

*Please note my kingdom is entirely made up of IOUs and good intentions.

via Tweetbot for iΟS in reply to longbored

My kingdom* for a contraband meal.

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Sad day. Just sold the … for the price of what the junk yard would have given me.

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@willie And her partner in crime, Rachel.

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For the first time, I’m affiliated with a political party, so I can vote in the primaries. </me tweeting about politics for this election>

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@stop I was waiting for that thing to turn and attack the guy with the hockey stick.

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@dayoneapp Thanks for the responses on this and the formatting while editing. *GO GO GADGET PATIENCE* ;)

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@dayoneapp While we’re at it - I’m not a fan of the new print format. Why the print typeface doesn’t match the display, I have no clue.

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@dayoneapp I really miss the formatting while editing. Any way to get that back?

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gedeon Sign and tell the White House and FBI you want strong encryption preserved petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/apple…

via Twitterrific (retweeted on 7:44 AM, Feb 20th, 2016 via Tweetbot for iΟS)

dejager This is an outrage. The FBI should have to file a radar like the rest of us.

via Mobile Web (M5) (retweeted on 3:08 PM, Feb 17th, 2016 via Tweetbot for Mac)

MarkKriegsman POLL: have you ever actually DIALED a rotary telephone to make a telephone call?
(Pls RT to your nerdy friends…)

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OH: “Peak-oh day gah-lo”

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“Hey Mom! Come here with your whole body!” -my 4 year old

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Relatedly, and somewhat seriously, if you have BI needs, drop me a line. (t-sql, ssrs/ssis, python)

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The new seating arrangement at work feels like it’s the beginning of the end.

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@rosskimes @willie It’s their new slogan that really convinced me it wasn’t a coincidence: “Gotta ride ‘em all”

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Siri, apart from humor, what’s the purpose of tiny horses?

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Such a rebel. I just threw this away. pic.twitter.com/rGPwpWdC3X

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