The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

July 2009

Sadly caught the employees at Target preparing for Christmas. In July.

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Any day now I expect The Beatles to finally announce the distribution details to their remastered set online.

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Feeling like a caveman, two tweets in a row.

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My fingers which can misspell any word.

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@rands Depends on which verb and which finger. One of my fingers can only congugate one verb one way.

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Cowabunga Bay water park - not too shabby for a couple hours.

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@lancearmstrong Nor is there “yo” in “equipo” for those spanish speakers like AC.

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Filled the tank for the 8th time since October. 3 mile commute, FTW.

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Loved this year. Thanks Vs. for showing it online in the US. Congrats Alberto, Thor & C@lancearmstrongrong - always a fan. Good luck!

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@shauninman Throwing out an idea for the CMS… how about it being self-hosted? Just a thought… take it or leave it ;)

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Lunch, people… I bought @Blazeorange lunch for his birthday. Get your mind out of the gutter.

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I find it interesting to observe somebody teaching the basics of Excel to somebody.

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@chockenberry IT MEANS THERE CHOCKLOCK IZNT ENABLED

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@Blazeorange The popper prophecy came true…

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Made a run for the border.

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@rands Buttery and slightly tempting to eat too much?

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2 naps in 3 days. If I keep this up, I might actually relax on my days off.

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3-day weekend that isn’t over, FTW

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Cheesecake Factory then bowling. Fun evening.

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@cliftonite Welcome to the POS car club

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Youngest randomly appeared eating a piece of bacon she pilfered from the fridge. Glad it was cooked.

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Your desk is no longer anywhere near mine. I have never participated in your conversations about _____. Please go away.

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Changes to channel lineups are a mixed bag. Lost one of my favorites, gained 3 very enjoyable ones.

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A failing network is worse to productivity than a firedrill, since you can still use wireless during the firedrill.

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Wishing every week were a four day work week.

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Despite the overall sub-par match, I think edged out the victory. Back to back champion? Crazy go nuts (U) right there.

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Excited for the border-busting finale. Let’s get this thing started.

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“My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to get the silent treatment.”

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“Drooler? Fueler? Tooler? What’s that kid’s name and where is he?”

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Sprinkler sprung. In for the long haul for this fire drill.

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Fire alarm. No smoke, probably a drill. A huge time-wasting drill for a dinky three story building.

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That’s right, I just said “whole half.”

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I made it a whole half of a day on Safari. Too sluggish. Back to Firefox.

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My goal for the day: don’t put hands in hair

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Support Lance’s return to Tour and global cancer fight. Add wristband to your Twitter with 1-click - http://twcauses.com/ls/

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Yet another new desk. Facing southwest once again. That week and a half facing southeast was funky.

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Let Le Tour begin.

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Youngest daughter just did the deuce in a potty for the first time.

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New style of hair cut. Not sure how I like it.

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@rands “____ is going to talk TO that point.” (as opposed to talk ABOUT that) I’d prefer they talked TO me ABOUT that.

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“Weak brains breed weak eyesight.” - Augustus McCrae

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Five Guys Noise & Fries

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Saw the new Lance Armstrong/Nike commercial, “Driven” this evening. Inspiring. http://bit.ly/GAXyg

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