The below is an off-site archive of all tweets posted by @longbored ever

December 2012

What I heard: “That’s effing sign language!”
What was said: “That’s ‘F’ in sign language!”

Either way, I’m a great parent.

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@Mathewh Rogue Amoeba’s Fission can easily do it. I love Fission.

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@cliftonite I’ll wait to be sustained to say, but I _will_ say that it’s in an organization I’ve never served in before.

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Getting a new assignment/calling at church. Feeling intimidated.

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@cliftonite I predict total failure at no. 3. It’s not that I don’t support your goal… but still.

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I love Audiobook Builder. Seriously. $4 to build your own chapterized audiobook files. l.lbs.im/16 (MAS).

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@nicjohnson The Donut Man out in Glendora. Go at night when they’re making them.

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@Mathewh I’m gonna start speeding through my neighborhood, throwing water balloons and swearing at people. Wait, did you mean positive? nm

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@Blazeorange It sure was aimed at you. Unique places? Sure. McD’s? Again? No thanks. F—

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Hey 4 Square users: we don’t care about _every_ one of your checkins.

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@cliftonite Only if they’re trying to learn RoR at the same time. I just want them to know _what_ I do, now how I do it.

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Just found out that my elevator pitch isn’t ready for kids under 10. Just another day where my kids still don’t know what I do for a living.

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SeinfeldToday Kramer develops bacon cologne. Newman breaks into Jerry’s Twitter. Elaine thinks the music shuffle on her iPhone is telling her something.

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Read on for my two thousand* word review of The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey.

Pretty good.

*Ignore this word

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@shauninman Congratulations! I’m excited for the end results. Here you stressed out for the past 30 days, when 6 months of stress await you.

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@shauninman I can’t help but be excited about your Kickstarter. I haven’t closed this tab in my browser for a month. So. very. close.

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@Mathewh Dominion, with the Dark Ages expansion. Dominion, all by itself is a great game, and the expansions only help.

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shauninman Only 72 hours left to get in on 6 games in 6 months (+ 5 bonus games)! kickstarter.com/projects/shaun… Can’t spell “retro” w/o RT! pic.twitter.com/lox65hiA

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@cliftonite Also:

when to hold ‘em vs. when to fold ‘em
when to walk away vs. when to run

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@willie Good thing. ;) I’m just not sure why people wouldn’t. It’s a bargain for the quality of work & entertainment.

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Really, if you haven’t backed @shauninman’s Retro Game Crunch, and you follow me, you really should un-follow me. kck.st/XxKMCP

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Printed something I haven’t printed in years. 30 seconds, @rands? Here goes nothing.

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@khoi I’m so sorry. Losing a pet and friend like that is never easy. I sobbed uncontrollably when we had to put my dog down.

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@amazonmp3 Should we expect a 2012 Christmas Sampler this year? We’re already 2 days late, if so…

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