@danthat Might I suggest “Roonaldo”, the occasional player with a last name first and first name last, and some with first names for both?
@codinghorror My wife’s email address is…
@danthat Tappy ratyr!
@Dodgers A shame the third camera angle wasn’t used, showing his hand was in the air as it passed over the corner. Oh well.
@simoncholland It doesn’t matter which strap, so long as you put a hammer in the hammer loop.
@PatrickRothfuss While passing this exit today, I wondered if you’d love this Fort, just given the name. pic.twitter.com/9SwnMnKGYj
@cottonbureau Serious Q: what if I want to buy 5 copies of the same (currently) out-of-print shirt… and have them by mid-Aug.? Possible?
The last one of this exact same brand ran for 4 days continuously… then the garbage man hauled it away.
I just put one of those endlessly-looping-chirpy-tune chips/speaker/battery things in the light fixture of an elevator. Good times.
@FortuneCookieBI I saw that joke coming down the pipe, er pike.
Just cracked open my still-in-the-wrapper 1996 Atlanta Olympics playing cards. Glad I saved them.
@worrydream You post that and I hear Jack Black.
@danthat FYI, a tweet of yours is the fourth result on Google for that beloved bunting phrase.
I’m glad it’s so realistic and accurate. I can’t wait. twitter.com/danthat/status…
My wife was in the same boat. We both thought it was something abstract. She, a muscle man. Me, a letter X.
I still don’t like the logo.
Though, tbh, I’ve always thought it was a dumb logo. I still do.
Feeling pretty dumb: I just realized the Under Armour logo is a letter U and a letter A.
Free weeds at my house. Take as many as you want. #generous
@mtwatkinsx7 This is the longest I’ve seen him keep a straight face.
@adamengst Interesting. I use them for more than single “tank” situations. Really, to measure any distance about which I’m curious.
@adamengst Why don’t you use the trip odometer? Just curious…
Show me the supercut of every person ducking out of the way of baseballs stopped by the safety netting.
@rands Same airplane painting video…
About to have my periodic forced conversation while someone uses sharp objects near by my personal CPU.
To those that serve(d) in the military, trying to protect our freedoms, and rescuing those who lack those freedoms, thank you.
To our founders and leaders who had/have a determination to form a more perfect union, thank you.
Happy National Nation Day
@keptbygrace777 @mtwatkinsx7 It looks like you chose a good night to go. Go Dodgers!